I did last week. My nephew came to visit me and he’s so big. I can remember changing his diapers and now he’s taller then me?
It really just hit home today. I got the new issue of Spin magazine with the cover story about the TENTH anniversary of the release of Nirvana’s Nevermind album. I was immediately struck with nostalgia of the days when they used to play the Metro before they hit the big time.
I feel so old.
Bands make me feel old, too. Like when I wonder whether Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth can patch things up and kick off a reunion tour before one or both of them dies of old age.
every single day since my car accident, I wake up stiff and sore and generally irritable.
of course its a different kinda old but thats my story
Round about the fourth or fifth rap song I heard, I was SHOCKED to catch myself actually thinking, “How can they listen to this?”.
And that was it, suddenly I was as old as dirt…
There’s no going back once these words have passed through your mind, I’m convinced.
I joked around about turning 30 for some time before it happened, but let me tell you, getting dumped by the guy you hoped was gonna be It for Life two weeks before turning 30 is not conducive to feeling youthful.
Aside from that, I’d say anytime MTV does one of their birthday retrospectives, I feel old. More when they show clips of the V.J.s and the old Club MTV stuff than the videos themselves-- man, the clothes, the hair, did I WANT to look like that?!
I started feeling old when good looking young ladies in their 20s no longer felt threatened by me. And I’m only 36.
When I stopped being able to keep track of the bands playing on the radio. That was one thing.
Here’s Another: Last summer I was at a family reunion and one of my cousins’ kids, who is 16 (which ought to tip me off that I’m old to begin with) said he really liked techno music. I started to tell him about the huge techno music fest they had in Detroit for the first time that year, how well-attended it was, etc. He looked at me and said “I think you mean a ‘rave’ That’s what those are called, and they have them all over.”
Well, no, I know what a goddamn rave is, and that’s not what I was talking about. There really was a huge convention-type thing in Hart Plaza with multiple stages and DJs from all over the world. But his patient but scornful tone with me told me with excrutiation clarity that he thought I was old. And not just old, but uncool. Too uncool to know what I was talking about when it came to “his” music. Then I realized how old I was to people his age.
I realized I was getting older when I saw smile wrinkles when I wasn’t smiling. Ugh.
I also secretly don’t trust people born in the 80’s. I mean, THE 80’S? That was just, like, a couple of years ago, right?
When I realized that 55 year old gal was hittin’ on me. Sheesh!
I guess she just still wants the same as the rest of us.
3rd of June 1993
OK, so what’s the story Abby?
Abby, you didn’t happen to hit on beatle that day, did you?
The day I held a door for this really cute girl leaving a music store near campus.
She said “Thank you, sir”.
Talk about a deflation…
-mdf
Ok Katie, That was funny. Yep that was it, that’s the day Beatle and I became intimates.
The above post was intended entirely in jest and I hope no one was offended, most especially beatle. If there was any offense, I sincerely apologize.
I’m going to back away from the keyboard now.
I was jokingly suggesting that you might have been the 55 year old gal who hit on beatle.
It’s sort of funny.
i first really felt old the day i found a grey hair on my, uh, not on my head.
It is my cousins tenth wedding anniversary this year. That is somewhat scary.
The other day i was listening to the radio in my car and Dr. Dre and Snoop came on. I was doing the car bounce, feeling good, until the DJ came on after the song and announced “That was a little old school with Nothing but a G thang by Dr. Dre and Snoop doggy dog” Old school??? i felt pretty old then 
Hmmm…it was when I noticed the sign that says you can’t buy alcohol unless you were born on or before this date in 1980.
Yeah, I’m not that old, really, but still…