One day, in a nice warm walmart, me and some girls (I was the only guy there) decided to go to the electronics section. Unfortunetely, that involved walking through the Women’s Underwear section. Normally, I’d just brush that off, but then they started talking about how so and so wore a padded bra, and someone didn’t need to, but she did, the bitch. I tried to block it out, but then they started holding bras up to me and saying how good I’d look.
What? Well it was freeaky for a 14 year old!
When I was in US Army Basic Training, several of us soldiers were lined up for a physical. With no prompting whatsoever, one guy just blurted out that he had been anally raped at a boy’s home when he was a kid. The bad thing is that I believed him. He had some problems.
A civilian co-worker once told us, again with no prompting, why he had missed a couple of weeks of work. He had broken his penis. He got up one morning with an erection that just wouldn’t go down. As he was putting on his jeans, he decided to just jam it between his legs…SNAP! Guys- Never EVER feel awkward about walking around with an erection.
And I thought It was just a girl thing…
Just read an email from one of my best guy friends…apparently he tried something new last night w/ his SO and was very successful.
Scary thing is…judging my the header on the email,he told everyone in his address book except his parents.
I should have known not to read an eamil with the subject Brian goes Backdoor 
And UncleBill?
You’re not old…you just have normal friends
Whereas I’m friends with a bunch of freaks-birds of a feather I guess.
See, I can talk about pretty much anything and it won’t bother me. I’ve got a group of friends where there pretty much aren’t any TMI subjects.
However, there’s a time for everything. If I’m having a TMI conversation, and they can be interesting, that’s cool. It’s when TMI subjects are brought up out of nowhere that I don’t really appreciate it.
A friend of mine had broken up with her ex-boyfriend a few months earlier. They were still friends, she wasn’t heartbroken, we were just talking about him casually. Then out of nowhere she told me, “We tried to have sex, but he was MUCH too big for me.”
The problem?
Her ex-boyfriend was my little brother! :eek:
Not normal, unless the woman is on an operating table. Yikes!