That guy on the beer commercials who you never really see drink the beer, but you know is getting away with it on national TV.
Mmmmmm, beeeeer . . .
Tripler
What do you want to be?
Second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies.
Nevermind that Marlon Anderson might actually work out.
Nevermind that I’m lefthanded, and that there’s never been a lefthanded second baseman in the major leagues.
I’ve wanted this since I was a kid playing little league and the Phillies won the World Series.
Okay, I’m dreaming. If I can’t be that, I’ll settle for being a succesful novelist, screenwriter, and musician.
I wanna be sedated.
I want to be Jeri Ryan’s costume.
I want to be a sex machine.
I want to be a big rock and roll star.
I want to have fun.
I want to be able to wear Monster104 as a coat. 
Uh…That’s good, I hope?
I wanna be The Bear in the Big Blue House, he’s cute and cuddly and kids love him… Damn! I AM a grownup already.
Geez… it’s not so bad.
OH yeah. I just think the only problem would be a constant poke in the back every few minutes from a piece of Monster104 -the coat- that I would not remove.
Hm, I’d volunteer to be her shirt, except that means I’d be the one getting poked by the coat… Then again, there’s always cold weather, and not all poking is bad…
::ducks and runs very, very fast::
Dammit, I forgot to post my clean answer! I wanna be very rich, back home in Hawaii, living in that Kahala beach front mansion that my (very special) friend and I already picked out.
When I grow up, I want to have my own special wedding cake business, and live in a waterfront property in Naples (Long Beach area).
I’ll have a boat docked in my front yard, and a golden retriever that likes to chase the seagulls off my porch.
When I grow up I wanna be…
A LUMBERJACK!!! Leaping from tree to tree on the mighty rivers of British Columbia…uh, oh sorry. Someone had to do it.
And now for something completely different.
I wanna be a Spanish Inquisitor. But you expected that, right?
(We’re such geeks. You could start a thread here about ingrown toenails on pygmee women and have it hijacked to a Python Sketch in under ten posts :D)
Who said I ever wanted to grow up?
so you want to Peter Pan?
I wanna be a Major Leaugue Umpire!
And when Carl Everett bumps me 'cause I called him out, I am gonna beat him dooowwwnnnnn!
I want to be the “San Diego Chicken”.
There simply is no cooler job anywhere. 
I like to think I did grow up, and I’m pretty happy with being a professional nerd.
When I grow up, I wanna start growing back down.
That’s the stuff…I’ll be her costume too, when Roxanne (whatsherface Chief Engineer) and Jeri are in a crowded, malfunctioning turbo lift where the might be a lot of jostling and accidental touching.
No, I didn’t…Yes you did.No, I didn’t…Yes you did.
No, I didn’t…Yes you did.No, I didn’t…Yes you did.
No, I didn’t…Yes you did.No, I didn’t…Yes you did.
No, I didn’t…Yes you did.No, I didn’t…Yes you did.
No, I didn’t…Yes you did.No, I didn’t…Yes you did.
No, I didn’t…Yes you did.No, I didn’t…Yes you did.
That wasn’t an arguement!! Yes it was.
Ne!!