When pirates pirate pirates

Is there some reason no enterprising Doper has diagrammed the Buffalo^8 sentence or any of the variants?

Mostly because it’s been done to death, I assume.

I could crack open some old books and reconstruct it, but right now it’s midterm season and I shouldn’t even be on the Dope at all.

(I should be diagramming sentences, actually. Just not the Buffalo thing.)

Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist