This has to be the best headline on the BBC today.
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Thousands of New York commuters were stranded after a man’s arm became wedged down a train toilet as he tried to retrieve his mobile phone.
Rescue crews had to dismantle the toilet with Edwin Gallart’s arm still stuck in the u-bend…
…"When his cell phone went down the toilet so did our evening rush hour, so did thousands of dollars of taxpayers’ money, and so did our ‘on time’ performance.
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