Not very long ago I started posting to a thread here and there.
I boggled at the post counts on the board… 1000, 3000, 5000, 10000! I looked at my meager little post count and thought to myself ‘naah’ I’ll probably never amass more than a hundred posts or so… I can’t imagine how people get so many posts under their name!
Then I looked at my post count today. 1002. Oops 
So come and chat with me and lets get all mundane and pointless and stuff!
Tanookie
Tanookie, I refer you to this sad thread, about how I was sucked kicking and screaming into the world of the SDMB. I’ve got a ways to go before I hit 1,000 posts, though.
Hey, hey, hey! It took me four years and an addiction to Rue’s threads before I hit 1000. I’m the one that ought to have a party! Except . . .
I’ve always maintained that I don’t believe in post parties–a waste of board space, mundane trivia too pointless to matter. But, but now it’s my turn and, and I want a party, too. <sniff, wipes away tear while pouting in a very attractive way>
tanookie, will you please share your post party with me? Pretty please?
Aww Kallessa of course I’ll share my party with you!
We are seeeeeeee-sters after all And fellow Rue addicts
Party! Party! Party!
Whee!!! Hoo-ray for tanook’!
It’s taken me four years to amass my impressive post count! :rolleyes:
<-----------------------looks at her pitiful post count. And I’ve even been posting a lot lately. Maybe some day I can join you guys in the big league. But in the meantime, congrats. So tanookie, how are you going to handle it when baby boy is born? I think parallax ought to give you a laptop as a welcome baby present. Especially if you’re in the hospital on a Monday morning. It’s only right to prioritize your needs.
Lucky for me Salem I won’t miss the MMP as my surgery is scheduled for a Tuesday.
I also plan to have Parallax post updates to keep all the tanookiewatchers well informed! I will have to see if the hospital has some way to hook up a laptop and borrow his if I can 
The most welcome baby present will be if I don’t get pneumonia this time!!!
Hrm - wireless Internet access from the hospital? That would be nice.