I am firmly in the tinkle crowd, but I must say I have never contemplated dunging in a movie theater. I have a hard enough time getting my squirt on at a crowded urinal.
And watsonwil you suffered that with much more aplomb than I would be capable of. The movie theater jackoff should be reserved for Austin Powers sequels and the like. Certainly not ROTK.
At least it wasn’t Schindler’s List!
if you want to make it through the whole movie:
10 minutes before the movie starts you “make your move” to the rest room. or if your are with someone who will hold on to the popcorn when they start to run the commercials and previews.
sip slowly, little mouthfulls until 3 people go to wake the dead. then you can start to drink normally until the end.
leap up quickly and run up the aisle when sam pats a baby on the head.
otherwise the “telegram” scene is a good spot.