Somebody on this message board said it best:
John F. Kennedy has an “Eternal Flame” on his grave.
Traitor Trump will need an “Eternal Urinal” on his.
(My thanks to the author!)
Womp womp.
I’m a firm believer that one shouldn’t dance on a grave, but apparently not as firm as I once believed as I will boogie down on that day.
It depends. If it happens while he’s in office, I would have a moment’s elation and sense of relief that the nightmare’s finally over. Unfortunately, this will be short-lived because I’ll quickly be overcome by the growing horror that Mike Pence is now president and that he’ll not only continue most of Trump’s odious policies but also add a few more to please his bible-thumping supporters.
If it happens after he leaves office, I will have a moment’s regret that it didn’t happen before 2016.
Perhaps someone who lives nearby could start a business taking urine samples by mail at $5 a pop + shipping to deposit. Could make quite the living.
I assume many of us are old enough to remember the tongue-bath Nixon got when he died. Live coverage of his funeral on CNN! The Clintons attended and Bill gave a eulogy (and his wife had worked for the judiciary committee during Watergate)!
Trump will get the same bullshit.
This.
Ooooo… I like it!
I said it before on a thread about Trump’s (hypothetical) funeral, but this is what I’d imagine it would be like.
As Hillary said when asked to comment on Strom Thurmond’s passing, “It’s sad when anyone dies.”
I love that phrase, it’s become my go-to euphemism for “May they rot in Hell.”
I’m going to hang a disco ball over his grave and sell tickets!
I’m sure some politicians (mainly smaller and without an army of advisors to tweet for them) will have the urge to tweet something like “Donald Trump is dead. SAD!”
Upon Trump’s death, I’m sure many will remember a line Hitchens once used on Jerry Falwell, so just substituted his name:
"If you gave Donald Trump an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.”
It would be fitting if there was Trump monument erected inscribed with all his Tweets so that everyone can visit and be reminded of the wisdom and dignity he brought to the Presidency.:dubious:
So he will get his wall after all! :rolleyes:
All living Presidents and heads of state will gather to joyously dance and sing “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead.”
Most politicians will be classy and give the standard condolences to the family. Provided that his death is natural following a normal term in office and not in a supermax prison and/or being the guest of honor at a firing squad. Some of the public will dance in the streets, some will mourn like North Koreans do at the death of a Kim.
If those worked, this thread wouldn’t be hypothetical.
There will be a lot of variations of “De mortuis nil nisi bonum.”
The exact response will depend on how he dies. Natural causes would not elicit the same response as assassination, which I do not want, and I don’t want him to commit suicide either but I suspect that may well happen should he realize that the noose is about to tighten, figuratively if not finally literally.
Fuckin’ FINALLY!
They will all say he was the greatest humam being to ever live, and mean it sincerely.
One wonders if listening to all the tributes to GHWBush, references to his life of service, how respected and occasionally loved, even his opponents, registers AT ALL in DJT’s mind (excuse the expression) and causes him to reflect (again, excuse the expression), “They’ll never say those things about me.” Or does he think that when he goes, people WILL say those things about him?
Or maybe he’d rather be remembered as Genghis Kahn, or King Alaric and the Visigoths who sacked Rome? “Anyone can be a pussy nice guy, but Genghis Kahn will NEVER be forgotten!” (Not that he’s ever actually heard of Genghis Kahn).
Okay, I admit it: Not enough coffee yet this morning.