When Trump dies -- responses?

Cecil addressed this issue years ago, in a question about presidential mourning traditions, with regard to the then-still-alive Richard Nixon. This column does not appear to be available at this site, but was reprinted on pages 150-151 of the original 1984 The Straight Dope compilation.

At that time Mr. Adams noted that would be up to the sitting president, and suggested that “Conceivably, whoever’s in charge could declare a national 30-day period of embarrassed throat clearing, or choose to ignore the whole thing.”

When Trump dies I will blow a fart in his general direction.

I’m imagining a funeral with the coffin accompanied by a sousaphone, with it being lowered into the grave to the sound of a sad trombone.

As noted above, everyone (in the media and the political establishment) pretended Nixon was a hero when he died and the same will be true of Trump. Expect hushed descriptions of Ivanka, “tears on her cheeks, glistening like jewels, as she mourns the passing of a complicated man, but one she simply called daddy.”

“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” - *supposedly *Mark Twain, but probably not.

While it is true that no man is an island, some have distinct peninsular characteristics.

Clarence Darrow, The Story of My Life, 1932:

Is this true? Surely there was plenty of acknowledgement of his… dark side.

Although IMHO Nixon comes a lot closer than Trump to fitting the mold of the tragic hero, with some heroic qualities but with a fatal flaw that caused his downfall.

Probably the same way politicians reacted when Jefferson Davis died. The south will mourn, the north will say ‘good’.

Perhaps I exaggerate a little, but there were literally hours of ballwashing on CNN. I watched it all.

When Trump dies, there will be loads of horseshit about how his “unvarnished style spoke to people who felt neglected by the elites.” And other lies.

Womp, womp.

I don’t want Trump committing suicide. At least not while he has control of nuclear weapons. Because I worry that he would choose to take the rest of the world down with him.

There is no way Trump is committing suicide, unless you count a heart attack induced by all the McDonald’s he consumes.

As I told my brother after Osama bin Laden was killed, “The death of anyone diminishes me, but I just can’t stop smiling.”

There will be many people either saying “He made America great again”, or “He would have made America great again if it weren’t for those meddling libs.”

Personally I just hope that when he dies, it’s in prison, after his tax returns back to 1987 are printed in the Washington Post.

One more thing I disagree with Hillary about.

Still, I wish she had won.

I, for one, will break out the good whiskey.

Again - the OP is asking about how *presidents and politicians *would react to Trump’s death, not how Dopers would react.

I am going to get one of those ships: the Nina, the Pinta or the Santa Maria and ship his Orange ass back to Europe. I will pay for his transport with my own dinars! Isn’t that a nice gesture?

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Dopers never follow the intentions of the OP!

When Nixon died, what I remember most is a lot of bringing up his bad stuff. Maybe there was some attempt to show his good side, too, but it was mostly about how crap he had been.

Since Trump has no good stuff, and has attacked the very press who would be eulogizing him, I would expect basically the bad stuff, though I also expect a sort of passive aggressive respect. You know, taking his bad qualities and using more polite words with a knowing wink. A lot of the so-called “good” stuff about Nixon was said in that way.

Of course, those who liked him will spin good stuff, and politicians who aren’t worried about being associated with him will praise him. But I do not expect the whole “even though we were opponents, I still respected him” stuff that we see when more respectable people die.

And because others will bring it up: I will actually forgo my usual moral trepidation and just celebrate. I’ll try not to step on people who are mourning, but I will celebrate that the bastard is in hell. Sure, even there he’ll never figure out it was his fault, but seeing raw evil suffer makes me happy.

Is that nice or good or whatever? I don’t give a fuck. And, from me, that’s a big deal.