When Trump Speaks,

I keep hearing, “But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes!”

Doesn’t everyone?

I wish I could joke about it more, but I just don’t find it a laughing matter. Flicking on the tee vee and finding his nasty face flapping his gums about whatever travesty he’s visiting on our country today is akin to finding a banana slug stretched out on one of my freshly cleaned windows. I can’t get rid of it fast enough.

But yeah, I get what you’re saying.

No way! President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be 1000 times better than Trump.

Jesus weeps.

Camacho was like the third smartest person on the planet.

The future of Idiocracy was a benign ameritocracy. Although the people in charge were stupid (although not measurably more stupid than anyone else) they were not vicious, ill-mannered, or aggressive. Trump and his Goldman Sachs/Amway ilk, on the other hand, actively malignant, a violent cancer upon democratic institutions and Constitutionally-protected freedoms such as freedom of press and expression while heartily endorsing openly racist ideologues. Many of Trump’s appointees are openly trying to destroy the departments they are ostensibly leading through active neglect, and Trump regularly rails against those trying, if ineptly, to actually fulfill their roles. This is notwithstanding his inability to make polite noises toward grieving families of military casualties or speak with any respect toward even the people ostensibly supporting his mercurial policy directives.

Trump is dumber than anyone in that film, and indeed, perhaps anyone ever portrayed in film, ever, including by Bill Paxton (RIP). He’s basically a racist, sexual offender version of Forrest Gump if the character were determined to be a complete asshole.


You always say this shit so purdy. All I could come up with was a banana slug.

It’s an insult to compare Trump to a banana slug.

There’s a reason that University of California at Santa Cruz chose banana slugs, and not Trump, as their mascot.

ETA: Another interpretation.

I’ve always loved that mascot, even though I slay every single banana slug I find on my house. And you are correct, it is an insult. To the slug.

I should have made that clear. :wink:

Trump talks like a fag and his shit’s all retarded.

A banana slug has a hole in its head that you can use to verify the presence of its central ganglia–a tiny “brain”, if you will. In this, the slug has a significant advantage over Trump, where no such verification is possible.

There isn’t enough Phenergan in production to allow me to watch the footage, but this article about Trump bumbling incoherently through his latest softball Fox News interview is, as the title announces, both funny and terrifying.

I’m not sure what’s up with that link— I get a “Viglink redirect warning” when I click it, but the URL works fine in a browser.

Ah. It appears to be my iPhone’s “feature” of auto-replacing quotation marks with “smart” quotes. Fixed link.

I appreciate everyone making fun of the Cheeto in Chief but I can’t be watching any video of him: the man turns my stomach.

a banana slug would make a less disgusting/embarrassing/horrible president. :mad:

The Trump Administration in a nutshell.

Yes, President Camacho was an idiot, but he also recognized that he was an idiot, recognized that he had problems, recognized a non-idiot when he saw one, and delegated the solving of those problems to that non-idiot. All of that puts him ahead of Trump.

That was a scary interview. He was quite incoherent most of the time! It appeared he didn’t have a clue where he was or why that lady was asking him questions. That rambling answer he gave in response to her horrible question on regulation for “tech companies” was amazing. I would copy & paste it here but I don’t see an actual transcript.

I would be embarrassed to have this guy as my boss. Good thing he is only POTUS. :smack:

I believe trumpists think he is an idiot. But he is their idiot so they’ll back him.

DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER! Johnny, tell 'em what they won…

If you want to have fun with Trump’s quotes, you might want to take a look at The Unquotable Trump. a reworking of famous comic book covers from various companies that inserts Trump’s image and his original quotes.