When I heard him say he was “proud of what he was doing,” this is what I thought of:
It’s funny 'cuz it’s true.
I thought this one, I saw the other day, was kinda witty,
“He’s a poor man’s idea of a rich man,
A stupid man’s idea of a smart man,
and a weak man’s idea of a strong man!”
He’s like all the characters in The Wizard of Oz all in one.
He has no heart
He has no courage
He has no brains
He’s a huge phony showman
He wishes he had a squadron of flying monkeys
And if we were the least bit lucky, a house would land on him.
That’s pretty great!
I’m gonna guess it didn’t take you long to find an image of him making a stupid face.
Hopefully, the House will land on him.
There were so many to choose from - the hard part was picking the perfect one!
And everybody with any sense wishes fervently for him to go home…
Proud? Check.
Lustful? Check.
Gluttonous? Check.
Slothful? Check.
Wrathful? Check.
Envious? Check.
Avaricious? Check.