That pic is about a year and a half old now. Subtract 13 pounds and cut off a little more of my hair, and that’s what I look like. I don’t think I have particularly high standards, in fact, one guy I like a whole lot could be said to be downright unattractive physically, but I like him for his personality. Alas, he doesn’t like me.
Unfortunately, I am not near Philly. I live in Tampa.
oh well… I’ll just sit here and shrivel up. I’ve got my cats, at least…
Well, lessee. It’s almost 10pm here. If I can get dressed and out of the house within fifteen minutes, I should be able to find someone well before midnight.*
[sub]* So I tell myself night after night as I do nothing but sit here in front of my computer. [/sub]
Next time I know for definite I’m getting some is Janauary, when Rashad comes up.
But there’s a possibility Scott’s coming over tomorrow after work, so it that case, my prediction would be around 4:30 am, eastern time, Sunday morning…
Ah, the perfect time for one of my favorite jokes. Nobody ever seems to get it, but I think it’s funny. Maybe I tell it badly…
A group of people are at a party, and for entertainment, the host has provided a psychic. He’s a psychic with one unique ability, he can touch a person and tell how often they have sex. He comes up to one man, puts his hand on the guest’s head, closes his eyes, and says “I can feel that you have sex about once a week.” The man is astonished, he says “that’s right!” He comes up to woman, declares “I can feel you have sex about twice a week,” and the woman replies, “yes, that’s right! I can’t believe it!” Everyone is treated to a psychic prediction of uncanny accuracy. After working the whole party, the psychic sees an 80 year old man he hasn’t given a prediction to. He goes over, lays his hands on his head, the psychic bursts out in surprise, “I can’t believe it, you have sex every day?!?” The man replies, “well, no, I only have sex once a year. But tonight’s the night!”