I take a Sunday morning yoga class at the local recreation center. A couple of month ago, at a sporting good tent sale, I found a yoga mat for $5. It was a strange pastel-orange with purple paisleys on it, hideous, but a great bargain.
After class, I come home to shower and wipe down the mat. Yesterday I thought: Why don’t I just take the mat into the shower and rinse it off? It’ll be much quicker.
I jumped into the shower and unrolled the mat. I’m five feet five inches tall, and the mat is at least seven feel long. As I adjusted the sheet, I flipped the excess length over my head. It was kind of fun. The whole world was the color of mango sherbet and the water made a soothing sound against the material. Apparently, this was so soothing, I relaxed my legs and slipped. The mat and I feel out of the tub onto the floor! As we came crashing down, two voyeur cats ran for their lives and hit the closed door. :eek:
Mouse_Spouse came to see what all the noise was. There I was, nude on the floor, with the shower curtain, an orange mat and two concussed kitties.
Never take exercise equipment into the shower boys and girls.
I’m so glad you stopped there with the “naked on the floor with the shower curtain and an orange mat”, 'cause with Mouse_Spouse and all this could have become a real naughty thread.
Reminds me of “The Accidental Tourist” where the guy decides he could wash his sheets and himself in the shower at the same time, his stomping being the agitation.
My father is a quirky guy like that and I am assuming he will pull the same kind of stunt if it happens that Mom is no longer around.
Hah - I like the part where the two voyeur cats run into the closed door. I also have two cats, and I know exactly what you’re talking about. Freaked out cats can get pretty danged funny (well, for us watching them, anyway).
