When your name is Johnson...

Still no word from the guy on the first floor who likes to eat pickles, or the guy on the second floor who likes to paint things green…

That’s PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, ashy larry.

He should go get some mental health tests.

He has explained why he did it:
“A bad combo of depression, weed and literature about monks and vasectomies drove a Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper to slice off his penis — which has since been reattached.”

Note the drug involved was marijuana–not something like PCP.

I see what you did there.

Note some of the surrounding headlines. I really doubt the story is real.

Oh. Hells. No.
There is no possible way On This Earth that I’d want to know if it cuts like a tomato.

:: every guy within 50 km of this thread winces ::

Some women are wincing too.

Group forevermore to be referred to as “Two Wang Clan”

He did it cause he misses seeing his two daughters

Makes twisted sense. I doubt he’ll have any more children.

The initial reports stated very clearly that the surgery was unsuccessful. Of course initial reports are often wrong. But I can see him lying and saying “No really I totally have a penis.”

Johnson has confirmed that reattachment was unsuccessful and has provided some further explanation:

To me, this sounds like a schizophrenic who is a danger to himself. He has been discharged from medical custody, though, and he is seeing a psychologist.