No offense to @Spoons , but I asked ChatGPT to write a David Alan Coe song from the story and it came up with the following. Not sure about the section naming, but I found it humorous otherwise.
“Breakfast Brawl at Lulu’s Cafe”
(Acoustic Guitar Intro)
Verse 1:
Well, Mr. Wrek and the deer camp boys,
Met up at Lulu’s, making some noise.
Early morning, the town’s asleep,
But these old timers had a meetin’ to keep.
Chorus:
At the local cafe, where the stories grow tall,
Lulu’s serving up brew, and that ain’t all.
But when the Game warden walked through the door,
You could feel the tension, right to the core.
Verse 2:
Plans laid out on Lulu’s old tables,
The President Wrek, spinning his fables.
Tippin’ old Lulu, probably too light,
Heard she needs a new walker, to make things right.
Bridge:
Then came the sound, the crash we all dread,
Mr. Wrek’s big truck, paint now turnin’ red.
Hit the Game warden’s ride, emblem bent and scarred,
Son-of-a-Wrek yelled, “Dad, you’ve gone too far!”
Chorus:
At the local cafe, now the tales unfold,
Of the breakfast brawl, a story retold.
Son’s got new ammo, to tease his old man,
Saying, “Hittin’ that warden? Sure wasn’t the plan!”
Verse 3:
The police rolled in, lights flashin’ blue,
Mr. Wrek tried to argue, but his tale wouldn’t do.
Blaming the warden, but we all knew,
In the gravel lot, his tale wasn’t true.
Bridge:
Now the ticket’s in hand, a story to tell,
Back at the deer camp, where the legends dwell.
Son-of-a-Wrek won’t let it slide,
But Mr. Wrek’s got his pride, and the warden’s coffee on his side.
Outro:
So here’s to the tales, of Lulu’s Cafe,
Where the breakfast can lead, to quite the fray.
But at the end of the day, in this small town rhyme,
It’s just another story, till the next breakfast time.
(Acoustic Guitar Outro)