Think…they are on top of the fridge.
I hate to tell you this. You left them in the door when you came in. That’s what you get for coming home drunk.
I usually find mine in the door, in the fridge, or wedged between the couch cushions. Despite the fact that I have a little hook right beside the door to hang them up on.
They’re in the couch.
No, not in the cushions, down in the frame.
Take the cushions off, and push the springs down, and cram your hand on in there.
Now take it out and rub off the crumbs, because they’re not on that side. They’re on the other side.
See? What did I tell you?
They’re on the table!
Not that table… that one points
Seeeee! Right in front of you!
“Wait! Toonces can’t drive! AAAAAHHHHH!”
/car veers off side of cliff
Those were some of the funniest skits on SNL.
They’re in the bottom of the toilet.
(Please don’t ask…)
wonders if Mirasawa ever found the keys
They are in the freezer. I know you have checked there already. Check again. It is my golden rule. Always check the freezer twice. It never fails. Oh yes, it does. Never mind.
Check the wash basket, the garbage and the door lock.
Also, check everywhere else if you don’t find them there.
Look behind the filing cabinet. They were on your bed and were hurled there by your blanket when you threw it aside getting out of bed.
At least that’s what happened to my glasses last week, and I couldn’t find them for three days.
I have them and you can’t have them back, all your keys are belong to us :rolleyes:
If they aren’t where anyone else has suggested then they are: under something you could have sworn you haven’t moved, fallen down from where you could have sworn you put them, in another dimension you could have sworn you’ve never visited.
That’s where I found my checkbook yesterday morning. Clearing the table for taco stuff and drinking margaritas interact in strange, strange ways.
They’re partying in a separate dimension with the lone missing socks you thought the dryer monster ate.
Check the microwave. Or the mailbox. Not that **I ** would know.
Ok, the suspense is killing me.
Where are the keys?
Does this have a factual answer?
Did Mirasawa’s free trial run out??
WE MAY NEVER KNOW! :eek:
Sorry I was late in getting back here.
They were in the mail pile. Inside of a folded-in-half-and-stapled newsletter. The newsletter is kinda sproingy anyways so it wasn’t obvious that there was something inside, like the mail stack would usually show. But of course, not sproingy enough to think something could possibly be in there. :smack: Gives me new appreciation of the dimensions of a key set, even one that has a dangly metal skeleton Japanese good luck charm. 
Sorry it turned out to be boring. 
It was fun to hear the odd place’s y’all have found stuff.
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It’s even funner to hear about places we’ve found cats. 
Actually, I think most of the answers given here would apply to that too.
That’s true, harmless. I HAVE found a cat in the frame of a couch. Mind you, it was a hide-a-bed and a very unhappy cat.
I don’t know about finding a live cat in a freezer. But you didn’t specify live, did you?
My sisters MIL found one there! her son put it there till he could figure out how to get the bones clean. Strange guy my BIL.
:eek:
it was a road kill he found on the way home.