I have a 600 sq ft apartment. I live alone.
I couldn’t have gotten into my apartment without my keys.
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
Any ideas?
Umm, try looking where you last put them.
Have you checked your inside jacket pocket? This is where my flatmate Daniel finds his.
Have you checked your front door? This is usually where I find mine. :o
Have you checked your hand? I know it sounds stupid but you’d be surprised.
I lost a bracelet of mine today when I got out of the shower. I knew I put it on my desk but just couldn’t find it. So I retraced my steps, remembered I threw it onto my desk from the shower / toilet area and imagining the thing flying through the air I found it was exactly where I predicted it would land. It was right in front of me the whole time.
Ask the cat.
Unless the cat is gone in which case you don’t need keys because so is your car.
Toonces the driving cat…
Did you ask Jesus behind the couch?
He’s always doin’ stuff like that, man…
Theyre ALWAYS the last place you look.
Because once you find thm, you stop looking.
The bathroom.
What are you talking about?
They’re right there.
THERE! No, no, next to it. A little left. There!
No! There!
Can’t you see it?
Try some place close to the door. A table, a chair. Somewhere within reach when you first enter.
Sorry, man. I hadda borrow 'em to go get a falafel. Sometimes, you just gotta have a falafel. Hope I didn’t grease 'em up too bad.
They are always right in front of me, right in plain sight. Had they been a snake, they would’ve bit me…
You left them in the door. :smack: (go look, they’re right there, hanging in plain sight on the outside of your door.)
Check your garbage can. Don’t ask me how I know :smack:
If you were coming back from grocery shopping when you lost them, check your fridge. Let’s just say I speak from experience. :smack:
Probably by my brush, which was missing this morning. I usually leave it in my TINY walk-in closet. Where the hell could it have gone?
If you have a hook on the back of your bathroom door for hanging up your robe, they might be there. Not that I would know that from experience or anything, it’s just a hunch. Really. I never did that. I never hung my keys up on the back of the bathroom door then spent most of a morning tearing up my house looking for em. No. Really. Didn’t happen to me.
Maybe they’re convinced, now
:o
They are under the dish towel on the left hand side of the sink.
Mariana’s trench?
One of my car keys has a little rubber clownfish complete with inflatable red rubber nose (it inflates when you squeeze the fish). I never lose that one.
Mirasawa, how much stuff do you have in your 600sf apartment?
Yes, but that was in 1960. For 20 minutes.
And they were there just the one time.