Check under your furniture. All of it. You mentioned you had cats? I don’t know about yours but mine are notorious thieves and will waltz off with all kinds of things and hide them under the couch or in the bed.
The cats only steal panties.
Excellent…they’re still doing my bidding…
What?
I have an absolutely fool-proof system for finding my keys – I give my daughter $5 to find them. I can search for hours and when I’m finally ready to cry, I break down and give her the $5 and in minutes I have my keys.
Funny how I always loose my keys when there’s a book fair or some kind of sale at school the next day. :dubious:
If I agree to do your bidding will you give me my debit card back? I’m a great bidding doer. I do biddings like no other.
Have you closely inspected the floor inside your house?
Sigh. They are nowhere. They are “unkeys”. They have ceased to exist. They are not in the freezer, they are not in the bathroom, they are not in the cats.
What if my bidding is for you to give me the debit card back?
Any chance you took them back out to the car with you? Say, you forgot you had them in your hand and set them down when you went back in the trunk? I lost mine that way once.
Bummer. I just lost mine, too, so I know what a pain it is.
My plan is to accuse someone else of stealing them. I mean someone in my immediate family, not some bum off the street. This usually results in outrage, and then I find them, in a place obviously of my doing. Even that didn’t work.
I know they’re in this house someplace, after all, I got into the house, didn’t I?
Do you suppose there is a world where lost keys and single socks hang out together?
Yes.
And they steal debit cards to order take-out.
I have now just lost a set of keys too. This must be some kind of subconscious empathy thing.
They used to steal pens before chip and pin and they were expert forgers
Wonder if I could start charging Mom for helping her find her keys or her glasses. 1€ if it’s in person, 2€ if she actually calls me on the phone to help her search for them.
Half the time whatever she’s looking for is in the first place where I say to look. Pity it doesn’t work for those two passports of mine she “put in safe places” (the cop lady looked at me funny when I went to report a lost passport for the second time in three years, she sure did).
Are your keys on one of those pieces of furniture you “never use”? Mom keeps leaving her glasses on top of shelves that she swears she never uses.
Do you have that to? In my family “put it in a safe place” always means “I no longer have any idea where it is”.
Oh and hate to think what will happen to the socks when the keys find out they came back with a debit card that currently doesn’t have a balance enough to pay for dumplings and fried rice.
There are more than one type of these out there.
Are they ON your car? On the roof? On the spot where the windshield meets the hood? On the trunk?
They aren’t on my car (although if they were they wouldn’t be now!) I picked up all the crap on one corner last night and will start on the rest of the living room today, but when I get home I’ll do a hunt through the tall grass near where I park.
ETA - One does REALLY hope they aren’t outside somewhere, as that would obviously be a huge security issue.