Where are they now?

Factual Questions
1

Lorena and John Bobbitt, ironically-named unhappily married couple in the Severed Penis Affair.

Rodney King, highly paid victim of a widely broadcast attack by officers in the LAPD.

Kato Kaelin, strangely low-key almost-witness of the Trial of the Century.

Richard Jewell, now-exonerated former primary suspect of the Centennial Olympic Park bombing.

Eric Robert Rudolph, lead suspect of the Centennial Olympic Park bombing and masterful eluder of the FBI.

Desiree Washington, beauty pageant contestant and rape victim of heavyweight boxer “Iron” Mike Tyson.

2

Last I heard, Richard Jewell was working as a small town cop in south Georgia.

3

During the last “Who Wants to Pummel a Millionaire” celebrity show, Kato showed up as the moral support for Jon Stewart. Weird.

4

The FBI are still looking for him, but many agents regard him as “missing, presumed dead”. or reasons they don’t explain. :confused:

5

Eric Robert Rudolph is supposedly still hiding in the woods right near my house. I live in Asheville, North Carolina. The abortion clinic in Asheville was bombed about a year ago but Rudolph is not suspected.

6

Eric Robert Rudolph is still on the FBI’s ten most wanted list. Million dollar reward to find him.

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/rudolph.htm

7

Don’t know about Lorena, but John Wayne Bobbit was last seen starring in a series of Porn films!? (Go figure… He gets his most vital organ chopped, stolen, discarded, found, stiched back, and then decides to give it a test run for all to see)

8

I thought John Wayne Bobbit was doing PR work for Snap-On Tools!

9

I think that’s mostly wishful thinking, because it’s REALLY embarassing that he managed to evade such a thorough manhunt.

10

He’s probably dead by now. I mean, Nuremburg was what, 55 years ago?

11

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!