Shut up Cecil Troll. The real Cecil Adams doesn’t have an underscore in his name and was registered long before you. Also, since he is the smartest human being in the world he would have never forgotten his password or log in name.
Now, GO AWAY!
Sqrl
A response time of 5 minutes. Wow, that is pretty fast even if I do say so myself.
Oh, I believe Uncle Beer mentioned that there was a Cecil clone a while back but that one was banned pretty quickly.
I bet UncleBeer will be in here shortly to clear away the newest troll tripe.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You think you can show up impersonating Cecil, not hurl out a single insult, and have people believe that you are the true SDMB god?
Puh-lease.
One other thing, I know Cecil Adams’s email address isn’t jo768@hotmail.com like it says in your profile.
::sitting in lotus position with eyes closed and chanting::
I believe in Cecil…I believe in Cecil…I believe in Cecil…Donuts…Don- I mean, I believe in Cecil…
No, no, he’s like Santa and the Easter Bunny, he won’t come until we all go to sleep.
And because I am also kicking myself for not posting in the other “conjure Cecil” thread…
May I just say what an honor and privilege it is to post on a board dedicated to you, Mr. Adams. Sir.
He’s never been away this long before.
Out of curiosity, who was the 19th person to be welcomed? I’ve read the OT, and I thought he had only welcomed 18 people. When did he welcome the 19th?
Cecil was in the Old Testament? I thought he was just in the new one.
Any takers on wheter aha will get Cecil to welcome him?
Amy, Shayna, Grace, Veb, Odie, pepperland girl, Me :D, Bline (who is now whammo), june, dave, and david, Cristy (who is now persophenoe (sp?), Inky, Ultress, tshirtz, nixon, apple, samurai, and iswote makes ninteen.
Oh and hoo ha… I ** still ** don’t know who that is…
Oh, here we go again…
You people want to draw Unca Cece’s eye? The same curmudgeonly, horny Brain who’s so tired of fighting ignorance that his most kindly utterance is, “Quiet, rodent”?
Sure he’s crabby and funky. Read the books, people! Flattery turns his stomach, but his sense of humor is sufficiently sideways to permit sneaky nods where mischief will do most good.
So tedious dweebs like whitetho agitate for attention. “If you don’t answer me, me, me you don’t exist, so there, pffft!” They’re deliberate irritants who are as rude as they are boring. The gimlet gaze can be lured, but not demanded–and beware what you ask for.
Nah, I picture Cecil more along the lines of Jack Nicholson in “Witches of Eastwick”, only with infinitely greater intelligence and subtlety. Cecil Adams, scion of an inbred but respected New England family, forced by nameless excess to flee to the The City Of Big Shoulders, finds relucatant aides, an audience and even an attendant artist. (The Slug Marble Sculpture: pigeons roost on unlikely appendages, onlookers flee in horror/helpless laughter.)
No, somewhere on Rush Street there resides a brilliant misanthrope, clad in madras shorts (with suspiciously animated zipper), sandals and socially relevant Tshirt. He strews grungy scraps of paper with arcane jottings, dispenses kindness to street people if no one if looking and mentally undresses stray female tourists and yuppies, much to their enjoyment and his.
If this isn’t true, I don’t wanna know differently.
Veb
You make him sound like “Comic Book Guy - voice by Hank Azaria” on The Simpsons.
I’m going to boost this thread because of a few new threads appearing about Cecil recently.
I think this one, having Ed’s comments, makes a good read.
I was just thinking about posting a “Where are you, tshirts?” thread.
Peace,
mangeorge
Aww. Now you’re going to embarass me, comparing me to The Master ::shy nervous shuffling twisting my hat in my hands pose::
When I was back there at Straight Dope school, there were people there who put forth the proposition; that you can PETITION the Lord with prayer! PETITION… U-N-K-A’ C-E-C-I-L… W-I-T-H P-R-A-Y-E-R!!!
I guess the same goes for posts to the message board. So there, let’s leave him alone and he shall come when he thinks best 
— G. Raven
He has yet to post in the current millenium!
Three months, eight days, and counting.
But his title seems to have changed since I last saw it.
Have a look:
** http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=805214#post805214 **
I am going on the record by saying I do NOT want to be welcomed by Cecil.
I have my reasons.
That’ll show him!
Hey guys,
Been reading this thread with my amazing, adorable, brilliant, wonderful 4 year old son on my lap. Half way through (he can READ!!!), he started asking me,“Who is Cecil?” and “Why won’t he come back when all these people want him?” My son then got upset, to the point of tears, saying, “Cecil is a Mr Smellypants!” repeatedly.
Well, Cec, the glove is down. Appear, or remain a Mr Smellypants in the collective psyche of our nation’s youth.
CB