the instructions for the care and feeding of an UZI? I would prefer to find them online, preferably for free, as I am a chintzy bastard.
**disclaimer:**Tristan is not now, nor does he plan on using said information for any sort of illegal activity. Tristan is a law abiding citizen. Tristan does not own an UZI sub-machine gun, nor has he ever(dang it) but is interested in the maintenance, and would like to discuss it with a friend who has owned one in the past. Thank you.
As it so happens, I have a copy of the UZI owners manual in PDF form.
It’s about 1.7 megs, you can view it at http://arpa.com/~jamie/misc/uzimanual.pdf
Thank you sir, that was exactly what I needed.
May I ask why you have something like this? I notice that your site starts with an ARPA domain…??
Holy Crap! “Oh, sure, I just happen to have an Uzi manual lying around. Here you go.”
Some days this boards astonishes me. Some days it scares me. Some days, like today, both.
Use it properly, Tristan, and remember to double-check the chamber before cleaning.
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*Originally posted by Tristan *
**Thank you sir, that was exactly what I needed.
No. 
Yeah. Confuses a lot of people. That’s the intent.
Manhatten: Thanks for the advice… and glad I could make your day a little more surreal.
jrishaw: You are an evil man… that having been said, you’re not hiring would be spooks, are you? 
Thanks for the info… it has made for one hell of a conversation piece…