Where can I find this George Carlin excerpt?

A few years ago George Carlin came up with a monologue that might be well be called, “F*** the children”, which basically deprecated the the notion that certain behavior by and among consenting adults has to be prohibited “for the children’s sake”, or to avoid “sending the wrong message”.

Anyone know where on the www I could find it?

I know this isn’t the answer you want, but have you tried http://www.georgecarlin.com? In addition to a really funny introduction, the site contains a BBS dedicated to George’s fans.

I am sure they can help you.

I think you may be referring to something entitled “‘Kids Today!’” that can be found in George Carlin’s book Brain Droppings on page 251. If you are not able to locate a copy of this book, let me know and I could possibly type it out for you (it isn’t too long).

Excellent book. It’s my primary bathroom book–Well, after my three SD Books of course (you listening Papa Cecil? did I do good?) and 7 Calvin & Hobbes books.

F**k the children was also a bit on his most recent HBO Special though.