Where did "Nuke 'em from orbit" come from?

Cafe Society
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[QUOTE=anamnesis]
“Lieutenant, what kind of pies are those?”

“10 millimeter explosive crust fruitless. Standard light whipped cream fillings, why?”
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Dude, you better break out the ones with Heavy Creme instead.

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
When I first saw it, I thought Rambo In Outer Space. I watched it again yesterday, and I still think it’s not as good as the first one.
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I rather agree, too.

mm

203

[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Dude, you better break out the ones with Heavy Creme instead.
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it’s more effective than harsh language

204

[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Dude, you better break out the ones with Heavy Creme instead.
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He’s not qualified to make that kind of a decision! He’s just a grunt! (No offense.)

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[QUOTE=Can Handle the Truth]
He’s not qualified to make that kind of a decision! He’s just a grunt! (No offense.)
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None taken.

206

Hey, this thread ain’t dead man!

Its signs are real low but it ain’t dead!

207

[QUOTE=Small Clanger]
Hey, this thread ain’t dead man!

Its signs are real low but it ain’t dead!
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No man, Game Over!

208

[QUOTE=Small Clanger]
Hey, this thread ain’t dead man!

Its signs are real low but it ain’t dead!
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Then we go in there and get those posters out!

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[QUOTE=BMalion]
Then we go in there and get those posters out!
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You can’t save them, it’s too late, they’ve been banned by now…

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This ain’t happening man, this just ain’t happening.

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[QUOTE=MacTech]
You can’t save them, it’s too late, they’ve been banned by now…
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This aint happenin’ man.

212

Owe me a coke, Hypno-Toad!

213

I say we take off and lock the thread from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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[QUOTE=BMalion]
Owe me a coke, Hypno-Toad!
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Burns: By cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter’s work out of those low-lifes.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
Burns: Hmmm… perhaps… tell you what: we come back and everyone’s slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.

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After two and a half years, I’ve finally caused a spit-take. It’s like I’ve finally graduated.