It’s a rescue thread, you’ll love it. There’s some juicy lurkers’ daughters we have to rescue from their posting virginity. Heh!
14,216…simulated.
No. Have you?
(Note: The comeback only works properly if the person providing the setup gets the line right.) 
The cornbread still sucks, too.
How many combat posts?
At the risk of derailing this by actually answering the OP, here’s an earlier thread on the topic. I feel smarter already.
The truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!
Um…two. Including this one.
It appears that we now have the answer to the question Is drunk posting allowed?
[sub](psst, tom, you do realize, do you not, that most of the apparently insulting or nonsensical quotes in this thread are quotes from the movie?)[/sub]
Maybe we could light a fire. Sing some songs.
all we need is a deck of cards
17 meters. The mods must have learned. They found an open IP address, an open port. Something we missed. Nine meters. They’re right on us! Eight meters, that’s inside this thread!
Sock hunt.
Why don’t you put her in charge?
In nineteen minutes, this thread is going to be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.
Well, there have been unconfirmed reports of a bridge-dwelling entity or cloth footwear lifeforms in the area.
Traitor, don’t give away our secrets. Stop being such a Burke.
This thread is on an express elevator to hell… going down!
Nah. We’re in the pipe, five by five.
Eat this!!
I know its hot as hell in here, but “it’s a dry heat”.
I can’t freakin believe how well I know that movie.