but can she make decent cornbread?
So how long after this thread is declared a joke thread can we expect closure?
Get away from this thread, you BITCH!!!
Well that explains it, the UK dopers always were a bit twitchy.
Actually we have come into view of the scout ship Threadspotting. This mission will have to run its course.
Somebody will have to go out there, take a portable terminal, and post in manually.
Oh yeah sure, with those mod things running around? You can count me out!
Doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturan! 
What if I said I could get you instated as a charter member, and the Reader has agreed to pick up your subscription?
That’s a nice pet you got there, QtM.
Looks like love at first sight to me.
If I could go back through all the threads I’ve started in the last 7 years and pick one to be successful enough to make it to 4 pages, well, let’s just say there would be a few in line before this one.
Heh, not bad for a… member. gurgling cough
So you are saying that you never expected an SDMB member jokefest?
NOBODY EXPECTS AN SDMB JOKEFEST! Our chief weapon is…
Shit, wrong thread. Sorry.
There’s no need to be sorry, it’s not your fault.
Well it is, clearly, but the spirt of the thread demands this respose
Secure that shit, Zakalwe!
You could see how I could get confused though. I mean, those SDMB Member Jokefests are our very baddest hombres, packing state of the art firepower…
Hey shamrock, have you ever been mistaken for a mod?
No. Have you?