Where have you been?

Waiting for a date in Istanbul.

Curses!

On a highway of diamonds.
Why d’you ask?

“Ive been to Paradise but I’ve never been to me.”

I hate that song too, so I figured it was best to post it now, and get it over with.

I’ve been to town.
I’ve walked the boulevards and on the beach.
I’ve learned some things that only time can teach.
You ask me why it is I frown;
I guess it’s 'cause I’ve been to town.*

*A shiny button if you can remember who wrote that.

I’ll try it Inigo.

I have been to seek a wife
She’s the joy of my life
She’s a young thing and cannot leave her mother.

That’s the one.

I’ve been up. I’ve been down. Take my word, I’ve been 'round.

Where Are You Going?

The lavatory. What’d I miss?

Somewhere Where They Can’t Find Me

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Inigo Montoya, the OP is a one-liner that provides little direction for discussion in the thread other than to be seen as an invitation for post-padding. Which is what this thread has turned into. I’m afraid this thread is closed.