Where Is Christian Bale

According to the TV section of my New York Post, Reign of Fire, starring Christian Bale, was supposed to be on ABC tonight between 8 and 10. Instead, a bad Paul Giamatti is on, entitled, Big Fat Liar. Help!

Sorry. I guess Christian Bailed.

My guess is that after what happened in London today, ABC must have thought a movie depicting a future bombed-out and fire-ridden version of the city would be in bad taste. Thus, they pulled Reign of Fire and put Big Fat Liar in its place.

I saw Christian Bale on TV tonight.

Oh, wait, that was a videotape of Treasure Island … .

Awesome.