Well, if you are too retarded to understand that people can respond in kind to everyone of your posts in the pit and in time the pit will be even shittier then I have one word for you. Sad.
You call your daughter “DUDE?”
Here’s what I’m making for dinner tonight:
Corned Beef and Cabbage (Crock Pot)
cups hot water
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons sugar
1⁄2 teaspoon fresh ground pepper
1 large onion, cut into quarters
3 lbs corned beef brisket (with spices)
8 small white potatoes or 8 small yellow potatoes, scrubbed and cut into quarters
1 head cabbage, cored and cut into 10 wedges (about 1 1/2 pounds)
4 -5 carrots, cut into 1 inch pieces
Combine the water vinegar, sugar, pepper and onions, in a 6 qt crock pot and mix well.
Place corned beef and contents of spice packet in the mixture.
Scatter the potatoes and carrots over the top and along the sides.
Cover and cook on high heat setting 4 hours.
Remove the lid and scatter the cabbage wedges over the top.
Cover and continue cooking on high 3-4 hours longer, or until beef is tender.
To serve, carve the beef into slices against the grain and serve with the cabbage and potatoes, with some of the cooking liquid spooned on top of the beef to keep it moist.
I had to shrink the recipe some, as my crock pot only has a 3-quart capacity.
And I used some honey instead of sugar (which I couldn’t find any of).
The topic is Bow Wow.
Octopus is right, we should stick to the subject.
2 1⁄2 cups whole wheat flour
1⁄2 cup wheat germ
1⁄2 cup non-fat powdered milk
1⁄2 teaspoon salt
1⁄2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon brown sugar
8 tablespoons meat drippings or 8 tablespoons bacon drippings or 8 tablespoons margarine
1 egg, beaten
2 tablespoons beef broth or 2 tablespoons chicken broth
cheese, grated (optional)
1⁄2 cup ice water (more if necessary)
Directions
In large bowl or food processor container, combine flour, wheat germ, dry milk, salt, garlic powder and brown sugar.
Cut in, or process, meat, bacon drippings or margarine into mixture, until mixture is crumbly.
Add egg and broth–through feeder tube with machine running, if a processor is used–and mix thoroughly.
Add crumbled bacon or grated cheese if desired.
Add ice water as needed to form mixture into a ball.
If processor is used, add water through feeder tube with machine running, just as mixture leaves the side of the bowl and starts forming a ball on metal blades.
Pat or roll out dough on floured surface to 1/2 inch thickness.
Cut into bone biscuit shapes (cutters are available in many kitchen stores) or any cookie shape.
Place on cookie sheet lined with foil and oiled lightly.
Bake at 350F 30 minutes, or until quite hard and brown at the edges.
Oh noes! Mr. octopus is sad!
Maybe these will cheer him up! 
My mom used to make us what she called “wacky cake” and I see by a quick internet search that the name is actually pretty common for a variety of easily-mixed cocoa sponge cakes.
Just saying.
Would you rather we responded in the same way he is in another Pit thread right now-by claiming we are fucking other poster’s wives and mothers?
Sometimes, just sometimes, the enemy of your enemy isn’t your friend-he’s an anchor.
Just sayin’.
Can you post the recipe? I’d like to see if your mom’s is the same as the one kaylasmom has in her recipe binder.
(I’d post hers first, but it’s in Braille, and I don’t want to go to the trouble of translating it if comparing it to your mother’s isn’t an option.)
I’m sure you could make him some nice cookies with this.
I think you mean, “yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” You’re being very un-Dude.
Why would he be interested in sextopus cookies?
I guess you have a point. I mean, so far, being a sexagenarian is just not as much fun as it sounds like.
Yeah. “Responding in kind.” Boy, Left Hand of Dorkness sure had that coming didn’t he.:rolleyes:
Truth be told, I’ve only the vaguest idea of how my mom prepared her version of wacky cake. I was just slightly surprised and a tad disillusioned to discover she didn’t coin the name.
How is this little cretin not banned yet?
My “wacky cake” recipe includes an ounce of cheap homegrown marihuana. Not great for smoking but does the trick in a baked treat. Yum!
I’m mildly curious about the continued longevity of Chen019, myself. I mean, an honest-to-god Holocaust denier. Perhaps my life is sheltered. but to me it’s like spotting a unicorn.
A nasty lying bigoted unicorn, mind you.
Ask, and you shall receive. I note the word “BANNED” appearing under his user name. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Anyone have mere hours?
Today seemed more like he was trying to cross a line.
First thing he ever succeeded at.