Say, Monty! Is your last name “Bank?”
Haw haw haw! I slay myself!
You guys have to do better. This thread was so much more fun before the OP was banned.
Okay, I’ll give it a try…
Last night I took your mother out to a movie, a lovely dinner, and I kissed her on the cheek before we bid adieu… and I’ll never call her again!
Well, you’ll never make it as a troll, but you might have a future as a cad.
According to my brother-in-law it actually tastes worse than the sugar-free, fat-free ice milk his mother used to buy.
You’ll never call her again? Even after just a little sugar? You are cold hearted!
…and a bounder.
Yeah? Well… your WIFE bakes COOKIES and hands them out for FREE TO EVERYBODY in the office!
iiandyiiii’s wife is Skald the Rhymer?
Huh.
I wasn’t around the Dope for about five years, and now that I think about I haven’t seen Skald around since I got back. Is he okay?
Did either of you read the thread all the way to the end?
Yeah. So? Skald’s last update:
Skald’s last post was October 12th. What information is your question trying to convey? That might be better and far, far more informative than simply asking us if we read the thread…
Kind sir, could you please help me find my monocle? It seems to have popped out after reading such rubbish.
I do believe it fell into your cummerbund.
A gentleman does not refer to another’s … accoutrements
Sir! There are ladies present! Let us take this conversation into the drawing room.
Yeah, some cognac and a cigar would hit the fuckin’ spot just about now.
…what?
Well, now that the gentlemen have exited, aren’t trolls supposed to be green? Or grey? Something needs to be added, here, if only food coloring.