Where the fuck are you?

[gigi]

@Alice_The_Goon

Oh noes, if I tell you the general vicinity in which I live, you’ll almost surely come here, hunt me down, and axe-murder me! It’s too risky! Eek! And my real name is not Alice, so don’t even try to look for all of the Alices in my state, if you do somehow figure out which one I live in, so ha!

But are you really a goon? Because all this time I’ve been thinking you’re a goon.

[cochrane]

@Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew

In a Soho doorway. (A policeman knew my name.)

Did he tell you that you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away?

[Leaffan]

♪Who who.
Who who. ♫

[The_Mad_Hermit]

Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, or
Sector 001, Sol system, Earth, or
A galaxy far, far away, or
Near the city of Neverwinter, Sword Coast, on the continent of Faerun, Toril, or
A small town some distance out of Pittsburgh, PA.- It depends on which game I’m playing.

[Robot_Arm]

I really wanna know!

[Kolak_of_Twilo]

@Revtim

If you make a post where your location is pertinent, people shouldn’t have to make any effort.

I can make my posts in pig latin and it wouldn’t take much effort for people to understand them, but I’d still be a dick to do that.

If I make a post where my location is pertinent odds are I will have made it clear where I am located. Furthermore, do you really think having my location as “Paris on the Prairie” is so mysterious people won’t know what country I’m in?

Really?!?

Honestly, when I read the OP I got the impression the request was a bit more specific than saying something as generic as “USA”. The location I have listed is way more specific, and therefore helpful, than that.

[Leaffan]

@Kolak_of_Twilo

If I make a post where my location is pertinent odds are I will have made it clear where I am located. Furthermore, do you really think having my location as “Paris on the Prairie” is so mysterious people won’t know what country I’m in?

I have no clue what “Paris on the Prairie” means.

Prairie seems to be used more in Canada than the US, but I bet you’re in the US. I have no clue.

[Kolak_of_Twilo]

@Leaffan

I have no clue what “Paris on the Prairie” means.

And what a pity typing as few as 12 characters into the Google search box is so absurdly onerous. (It will auto fill for you at that point.) But again, not really relevant for most things I post. And if anyone is actually that curious about my location it is an absurdly easy thing to find out. Almost as easy as it is to look in your profile and get a general idea of where you are.

I agree knowing other posters locations is desirable at times. But, I don’t find it frustrating in the least to have to click a link or do a quick search to make sense of what someone lists under their location. I’ve typed such phrases into search engines on several occasions and actually found it tells me more about a poster and their interests than if they list something as straightforward as Planet Earth, Southeast Asia, PEI or Boise.

[Ken001]

@billfish678

Biggus Dickuss? Is that you?

Incontinentia Buttocks, I’ve been looking for you all over the forum. Have you seen the new senators?

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

I am, and still remain, left of center.

And we have te best wings here, so come on down!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

East of the Sun, West of the Moon, just past the craggly ol’ stump on Breakwind Road, & back of Hump Hill.

[panache45]

@Baker

I see panache45 hasn’t had the guts . . .

For the record, I have lots of guts . . . some of which are actually my own.

[dogbutler]

@Alice_The_Goon

Oh noes, if I tell you the general vicinity in which I live, you’ll almost surely come here, hunt me down, and axe-murder me! It’s too risky! Eek! And my real name is not Alice, so don’t even try to look for all of the Alices in my state, if you do somehow figure out which one I live in, so ha!

I wouldn’t axe murder you. My sig is my cite for that:

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@dogbutler

I wouldn’t axe murder you. My sig is my cite for that:

Now wait, that says you’re not an ax murderer. The jury’s still out on what you might do with an axe. For that matter, all the sig really says is that you wouldn’t murder an ax. You might still go after a person with either an ax or an axe. All I know is I’m lying low just in case.

[dogbutler]

@Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew

Now wait, that says you’re not an ax murderer. The jury’s still out on what you might do with an axe. For that matter, all the sig really says is that you wouldn’t murder an ax. You might still go after a person with either an ax or an axe. All I know is I’m lying low just in case.

Nah, I’d use a chainsaw.
Crap, did I say that in my out loud voice?

[Molesworth_2]

@Kolak_of_Twilo

And what a pity typing as few as 12 characters into the Google search box is so absurdly onerous.

I actually did google “Paris on the Prairie”, but I cut and pasted so I didn’t have to type anything. It still wasn’t worth my time and effort. Hell, I’m not even quite sure why I am respon

[bump]

Dallas, TX.

More specifically, Northeast Dallas proper- the part called “Lake Highlands”.

Even more specifically, just south of 635 @ Abrams. Roughly a half-mile south of the condos that caught fire last week and killed that fireman.

[Musicat]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

It [location] only shows up for paid members.

Yeah, not for fucking cheapskates.

[Cheshire_Human]

@Baker

Anyway, 39.0483 N, 95.6778 W. Is that close enough?

HEY!!! Nice house! Bet you need one that big to hold all your books.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Musicat

Yeah, not for fucking cheapskates.

Yeah, but it’s us 1%ers that get screwed, once again, by the proletariat.

We can’t see their location, but they can see ours!