Helps with locating where all the suckers are.
Ouch.
All I am going to say is, if I wanted to get where you want to go, I wouldn’t start from where you are.
Regards,
Shodan
Would it kill you to leave a small glass of milk out there too? Just sayin’.
Your landscaping is very tasteful BTW.
This alone makes the thread worth it. But, just for the record, I agree with the OP that it would be nice to include locations in a post when relevant. (For example: “Now, the state I live in is okay with Same-Sex Marriages…”) YMMV, especially for security concerns, of course.
Ah, ha! All I have to do is search for Goons who are NOT Alice. And to further thwart you, instead of Axe I’ll use Eternity by Calvin Klein.
Diabolical fiend!
Where the fuck are you?
On the second page, up and to the right of the giant.
(Hint: look for the one missing a shoe)
Why I’m right here! Where else would I be?
Many of my well-established ideas are being dismantled before my eyes.
For example, not only is Alice the Goon not an Alice, she is not a Goon, either.
What is the world coming to?
I live in Eastern Tennessee in a house in the woods about 2 miles from the Great Smoky Mountains. And yes, we have bears, raccoons, foxes, wild turkeys and way too many cardinals here.
The web is a cruel, cruel place.
No.
Look, its bad enough that I get Verizon knocking on my door asking me to switch back.
“But why…? But why…?”
“Because get the fuck off my porch. Good enough for you? Now!!!”
You’re the only one who is worried about it.
Not everyone wants to share as much personal information that you do on the board. I’m still trying to get that image out of my mind where you’re at your hot Doctor’s office bent over the exam table.
I’m in San Francisco. No earthquakes today, but there is always something good to eat here.
Honestly, isn’t that all any of us really want? 
Mentioning someone being bent over in a doctors office and then saying that there’s always something good to eat. Hmmmm…
What?
You don’t know where the rabbit is?