I mean, really. It’s starting to freak me out, big time. I came home last night, and then discussed a bit of disturbing news with my roommate. A while later, I went to bed. At some point during that time, I apparently took out and set down my keys somewhere. But I don’t know where. I found everything else this morning - my wallet, spare change, etc.
But not the keys. It’s like they’ve vanished off the face of the earth.
I’ve probably spent at least two hours so far looking for them; I’ve torn apart every nook and cranny in this place to no avail. (I even hand-picked out garbage from the garbage can in case they fell in there, for god’s sake.)
I’ve never lost my keys before, not for more than about 10 minutes, anyway. The really disturbing part is that both my main keyring and the separate key that goes to the rental car I’ve currently got are missing. Two separate sets of keys that I remember last having at separate points in the evening…both gone.
Before it was merely groin-kickingly annoying. But it’s starting to acquire a bit of urgency, since they’ve been missing for almost a day now. I even had to borrow my roommate’s car to get to work today.
Please come back, keys. I konw we’ve had some rough spots, but we can work through this together.