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@Hampshire

Not really a slogan but a current tv ad running for McDonalds. It’s a red screen with a yellow line being drawn to look like an EKG. The yellow line repeatedly makes continuous golden arches but instead of “beep” a voice says “burger”.
The rate slowly increases “burger…burger…burger…burger.burgerburgerburger” then eventually flatlines.
???
The only message I get out of it is eating too many burgers at McDonalds will increase your blood pressure eventually leading to death.

The ad is for Subway sandwiches and your last sentence is exactly what they want you to think.

We now return you to your regular programming.

[Sir_T-Cups]

@AskNott

Don’s Guns in Indianapolis had TV ads featuring Don Himself saying, “I don’t want to make money, folks. I just lo-o-o-ove to sell guns!” Then he’d laugh, maybe to show he didn’t believe it, either.

Omg I completely forgot about that guy and those commercials! He looked so creepy and when he’d say his “looooooove to sell guns” line he’d do the finger guns.

That was a blast from the past ho-lee shit.