Where were you when the lights went out?

In My Humble Opinion
21

I was sleeping. In fact I slept right through the storm, amazingly.

What? Oh, I thought you meant the storm that recently shut off power to parts of Memphis for almost two weeks.

(Sorry to be snarky. I’m a little peeved that this relatively brief blackout made screaming international headlines and ours got no coverage at all.)

22

What? Nobody in twenty posts thought of Mark Twain’s riddle?

Where were you when the lights went out? "In the dark!"