Looked for a summing-up thread, couldn’t find one . . . And I have no internet or e-mail access at home, till the repairman comes tomorrow.
So, I walked down the 15 flights to the street and headed through Times Square, which was kind of like a pedestrian mall, only with cars trying to run you over. Figured the buses would be running, so went to Port Authority. Closed. Surrounded by angry mob with flaming torches. My former plan of heading to the Algonquin was out, as hotels were even kicking paying guests out on the sidewalks.
Remembered the only way off the island on 9/11 was the ferries, so headed to the 38th Street piers: I am one of the dots in the photos you saw of the 30,000 people waiting for The Ferries That Never Came. Turns out the ferries are refueled electrically, so they were just bobbing helplessly in the river while we all stood around in the 95º heat and didn’t move an inch, until people started fainting and giving us more room.
Two and a half hours later, I began wondering how much of a panicked mob scene there’d be if a ferry did show up, and how long it would take some terrorist to go home and get the suicide bomb he left in his other pants. So the nice folks I’d befriended—Kris, Jake and Liz—and I decided this was No Place For Baby, and strolled arm in arm back toward midtown. Figured we could go up to Central Park, curl up under a tree and pretend it was the Depression.
We got to the Lincoln Tunnel around 7:30, and they were starting to let cars and trucks through (still no buses, of course). Managed to hitch a ride with a very nice family who refused to take my money (happily, I had a copy of one of my books on me, so I signed to to them, thanking them for “rescuing me from the Blackout of Aught-Three”). Did you know the Lincoln Tunnel has no emergency lights? Pitch-black, except for the headlights. They dropped me off on Route 3, and I managed to hike home from there.
I’m getting too old for this crap, I gotta get out of this city. It keeps trying to kill me, and I’m a larger, slower target than I was 20 years ago. First, though, gotta make arrangements with some Manhattan friends to spend the night next time and not even TRY to get back to NJ.
Thank goodness I wasn’t on a subway or elevator, and I did see people helping each other out and giving free water away. But. I didn’t see one single cop anywhere in midtown, and there was no one in charge at the ferry terminal. You’d think, they had two years to prepare for this: that cell phones would WORK in an emergency, that the ferries would run, and that tours boats would be pressed into service?