In Long Beach, there’s a upper-class community called Bixby Knolls. Adjacent to Bixby Knolls, there’s a place that we call “Midget Town”. It is a secluded, private-road entry neighborhood. For some reason, there are doors with door knobs that are only about 2 feet off the ground as opposed to being half-way up the door. Anyway, I’d want to have sex there, in front of all the midgets who have pitchforks and torches.
I’ve always wanted to set out a big’ol picnic dinner in the middle of a huge grassy field, I’m talkin’ the rolling plains kind of field, and have an incredible dinner then (after setting out citronella candles) have sex as the stars come out, under the moon and to the rising sun.
'Course that doggie style in the harness/sling thing sounds fun, too, but I’ve not been able to find a woman for that one yet.
Oh and FTR, on the balcony under the moonlight is great.
Anyplace…It’s been 12 years, so I guarantee it won’t take too long. :D:D
Twelve years? Bah!! It’s been 19 years, here!!
Wait… that’s not something to brag about, is it? Damn… 
You’re a calculatedly sick boy Spoofe and should be congratulated for it. You just don’t see your kind of thing on the stileproject. It’s all new.
I like Diane’s idea. It’s strange but cool.
I’d want it to be in one of those rooms you see in those movies…not sure what they’re called but it looks like the type of place an Indian or Middle Eastern princess would sleep in: all the silky satiny curtains, cushions covering the ground, incense…you know. It just seems so exotic.
Oh yeah…Dire Wolf…how YOU doin’?
I mean…argh, did I say that out loud? blushes and runs away
*sorry but I’m a sucker for romantics
get the quote right Spoofe… It’s “In the butt, Bob” 
Now if I could just land in that spot Dire Wolf has picked out, we’d be in business 
I have this recurring dream about on top of a washing machine in a laundromat with huge windows on a busy street around noon…
But for right now, I’ll settle for anywhere with enough room for the both of us.
Preferably in close proximity to someone besides myself.
I’ll second that one Euty
Keith
At this point- just about anywhere, with someone of the male persuasion.
But I’ve always wanted to on the roof of a skyscraper.
Or in an indoor pool on the above roof while it’s snowing outside.
Might you be thinking of boudoir? I think that’s what it was called in 1000 Arabian Nights.
So Welfy and Mermaid, I was thinking of doing a little guided tour work on the side…
Ahem, the OP states: “Where would you like to have sex <snip>,” not make love.
Hehe, but that’s ok anyway. 
On the deck in my back yard…
In a rainforest…
Shoo! The lot of you, shoo! I claim DW, he’s mine.
Awfully nice place, honey, very romantic and oh so sweet. almost too good to be true, you’re absolutely sure you’re not gay? If you’re not then when’d you like to take a trip out there?
Kasuo,
When’d you go to Long Beach? You live near there? It’s like 5 minutes away from my school so I’m just wondering.
Now, where would I love to have sex… well that is if I could ever find the right guy. I’ve always loved those big canopy beds with the pastel colored canopy surrounded by scented candles with nice soft silky, satiny sheets and lots of pillows. Just long, slow, kisses and… well I don’t think I’ll get into that, just want it to last all night.
Kitty
Another thought - on a bed of rose petals. Since they sell roses by the side of the road for cheap in the spring, this just might be doable.
Hmmmm…wait, don’t help me, I’ll get it soon…
And while we are on that subject, Anniz:
The two of you have flaunted your upcoming “meeting” on this board and in chat for months now. You have teased, dropped little hints, and come right out and screamed it from the rooftops. We all know.
So, in my view, you two owe us. You owe us big. We are going to need a live video feed sent to the board of the whole event - every screaming, technocolor orgasm. WITH sound, thank you.
It has to be done - it is yours and Monfort’s responsibility now to do it. And you can know that all 9600 or so of us will be watching, and judging.
Oh, yes. Judging.
Anyone else want to second me on this?
Poysyn - Thanks for rubbing it in!
Dire Wolf - You already said you think I’m cute. Can we get married now? Please? I don’t currently know any single men who could come up with something that romantic and beautiful.
Ok, my turn…
I would like to have sex in the shower and have my hair washed…I love having sex and I love when people touch my scalp, so I would be in pure heaven.
Outdoors in a deserted park…I even have a specific place in mind. I was at a fair one year in upstate MD, wandered away from the festivities and found these two lakes, surrounded by a grove of trees, with about ten feet of space between them. It was so heavenly, I’d love to go back, find that spot, and make love. Add Zyada’s bed of roses, some flickering candles and it would be perfect.
I’ve always wanted to do it in the backseat of a car too (came close once!). My 88 Oldsmobile Grand Royale has a HUGE backseat, so it’s only a matter of time!
Also, I’m dying to just make out in the back of a movie theatre. Never did that either! I would feel so naughty.
Really though, anything romantic would be sweet. I’ve only had sex in a dorm room, which wasn’t romantic. My boyfriend was afraid of getting caught with a lit candle so we were always in the dark, but I really wanted to look at him, ya know? So my bed, with my nice 300 percale sheets, some lit candles and a nice breeze. I think I would be quite content with that. 
In the back of a pick-up truck.
I’ve always wondered why they call it a “bed”…
Tripler