Where ya gonna hang it?

Just announced, from Monoprice, the ultimate TV wall mount. I want one!

Girl optional.

Anti-gravity? Sure.

This one should generate some good reviews.

What happens when the power goes out?

I wish I could just sleep through this day.

That was my first concern.

ETA: I would guess that gravity will assume her role as a harsh mistress.

Someone asked that answer on the linked page. The answer was simple - the mount would simply jump, together with the TV, forward in time to when the power is restored.

No, the moon is a harsh mistress. At least I read that somewhere.

It’s the one day of the year when at least people treat the internet with an appropriate amount of skepticism.

I didn’t see the specs on the optional add-on (girl.) I want that almost as much as the TV mount.

"Maximum Display Weight - Infinite"

Surly this has some amazing industrial applications. No?:rolleyes:

The Tick.

I couldn’t resist temptation, in spite of the price. I bought one of these mounts. Woe to doubters – it works perfectly![sup]*[/sup]

[sup]*[/sup]Minor problem. It only works one day per year. And the girl wasn’t included. Sad!

If only this was a joke…

Wy Knott?