Wherein I Start A Thread That Must Start With "In Which"

Who started this abomination of a trend??

If anyone has anything to say, they must start a thread that has to start with either “Wherein” or “In Which”.

Is this a message board or a legal document?

You don’t sound any smarter for including words that nobody actually uses in your thread title. Just tell us what you want to talk about it, and if we are interested we will read your thread.

You don’t have to trick us into thinking you’ve started a new intellectual novel that we don’t dare miss because it has the word “wherein” in the title.

I’m begging you. Call it “I Stubbed My Fucking Toe.” not “In Which I Stubbed My Fucking Toe.” Please, for the love of all that is all that is good and sacred on Buddha’s great green earth, just knock it the fuck off!!

The title is suppose to be …

“Wherein I Start A Thread That Must Start With ‘In Which’”

Damn Preview messing up the titles.

I’d email a mod to fix this for me, but I fear this thread won’t exactly make me that popular so I guess I’ll just live with it as it is.

it’s just a bit of silliness that has taken hold, it will pass soon enough. It’s just the current SDMB fad. We’ll get over it when the next thing comes along.

stoid

Yeah, well The BackStreet Boys are a fad too, it doesn’t make them any more tolerable.

I still say, CUT IT THE FUCK OUT!!

Jack,

I actually write like that. My essays in school read like legal briefs.

I use words like heretofore, forthwith, and aforementioned all the time.

I suspect that my vocabulary results from my insatiable desire to read everything I can find.

In any event, cool your jets. Some of us write this way as a matter of habit. I’m not trying to impress anyone. Chances are, neither are they.

Lighten up, man! It’s all in good fun!

I don’t write my posts here in the manner in which I speak, and I don’t expect that most others do, either… it’s just for comedic effect, and it usually works and makes the post more funny and more entertaining to read! (IMHO)

The # 1 SDMB sin, as I see it anyways, is to be BORING! (Being a jerk, IMHO, is sin #2)

If the “in which” or "wherein"s become tiresome to most Dopers, they will go the way of the dodo bird… trust in group will and evolution, and you will be free!:smiley:

[De Niro] You talkin’ to me? [/ De Niro]

I thought maybe it was a jab at A. A. Milne. He used to title his chapters that way. You know, “In which Tigger gets stuck in a tree”, “In which Pooh gets some delicious honey”, “In which Owl stubs the shit out of his toe”, that sort of thing.

Jeez, you have a few beers and you get a little pissed, and you never know what’s going to happen.

So, yeah I feel like an illiterate boob for not knowing anything about A. A. Milne, but I still say it’s an annoying thread titling habit … so there!

Oh, come on, Jack… titlings aren’t that annoying. Some people prefer smaller ones to those big honking jahoobies…

Oh. Wait. Sorry…

sigh

I tried to explain to Jack that this was a Winnie the Pooh thing last night, but I think he was distracted by the Playstation 2. Or the caribou dicks.

For the record, the thread titles always make me think of Monty Python, for some reason. Though I caught the Winnie the Pooh reference too.

He was trying to get the caribou dicks to do his laundry. I think that’s why he was distracted.

Yeah, I find it annoying too, Jack. I wouldn’t have started a Pit thread about it though. It bothers me because it’s just so unnecessary. If you title the thread “My dog pissed in my shoe”, logic states that in that thread will be a story about your dog pissing in your shoe. Calling the thread “In which my dog pisses in my shoe” is just redundant.

As for the literary reference, many authors just number their chapters. Maybe I’ll start doing that. My next thread will be titled 214 and everyone can just guess what it’s about. Let’s see how long it takes before that gets annoying.

I like the thread titles with “or” in the middle of them. Reminds me of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Once upon a time…in a thread far far away…

True, a simple declarative sentence is best.

But, oh caped crusader, you must admit that [ul]“In which I stub my toe”[/ul]is a hell of a lot better than [ul]“why did this happen to me?”[/ul]or worse
[ul]“a bad thing happened”[/ul]or [ul]“ouch!”[/ul]

What is really irritating is that we have to make decisions based on the thread title. This can mean that we deliberately skip the “ouch!” thread day after day thinking “that sounds boring”.

Then one day someone opens a Pit thread entitled [ul]“Maybe you stubbed your toe but that doesnt entitle you to call all women alien maggots”[/ul] and we find there was this interesting weird stuff going on that we missed out on.

And we are chagrined.
Redboss

hehehe

I just noticed - it’s the Australian Hour. Boards are about to be disabled for maintenance, and the antipodeans come out to frolic.

hehehe

You and your northern commonwealth cousins. Ah, Monday morning.

I have nothing more to add.