300 posts. Whoo. The centennial mark is always special to everyone who reaches it (you get a lightup pez dispenser), and 200 is neat as well because with 200 you get a handy Zippo lighter.
But it’s not as special as 300. Maybe this time I’ll be allowed a cool shiny badge with my name on it, or something. As you get up to that level there’s also a weight you carry around with your post number. 242 posts had it’s weight but it can’t beat 308. That’s more, baby.
If I were to put those numbers right beside each other and separate them with the alligator mouth to show which number is greater, and hence, more value, it would look like this: 242 < 308. With the 308 having much more value than the 200 range. Don’t even think about having… 19 posts, man. That’s nothin.
When I first started out I posted maybe once every other day or so, but I have recently increased that average rapidly. In the past month I’ve increased my post count to more frequent, and in the post week or so It’s gone up dramatically to 2.54.
You may have seen my performance last night at Cafe Society where, at the same time I was the last poster at 7 of the top threads. That’s quite a feat, my friend.
I would have gone for 5 more posts and broke 300 that night, but fate intervened and I decided against it.
So I went to sleep. Went to sleep.
And then I woke up. Woke up And stayed in bed. For an hour; because I did not want to get out of bed. No he didn’t.
Oh yes my friend, when you get this high up you have that privilege once in a while. Privilege
I’ve posted maybe, 50 posts in the last two weeks or something. Gotta get a hobby
300 posts, man. And not a singe one of them worthwhile. Because all of them were just Mundane.
But I think with this recent milestone I’ve approached a new level. For you see, what I have pulled out of my ‘metaphorical’ ass and spread to you through the internet is not just any level of Mundane. I think perhaps I have reached…
BANALITY :smack: