Oohhhhhh. That kaboom. :smack: I tought that you were talking a bout the other one. The kaboom currently being discussed was caused by me. When I exploded the universe. While fighting the legions of evil Jotar. With my awesome Norse Barbarian Powers.
If you didn’t hear the kaboom, it’s because it so loud that it deafenrd you temporarily *before it even reached you. *
You can have the Kaboom any time you like. . Don’t be scared of the clown faces.
Not quite, more sort of real shock waves, in galaxy clusters, more to do with a thread from NADS. 
This is not the Kaboom you are looking for.
:eek: * …that was not the kaboom i was looking for… * :eek:
Best Atari 2600 paddle-controller game ever.
Whatever you do, don’t go back to find out why there was no kaboom. Learn from Wile E’s mistakes.
What example? He always found the kaboom. I think you need to jump up and down on your P-32 Explosive Space Modulatoooor.
You had pointy sticks? You lucky bastard! We would have bloody well killed for a pointy stick. We had to rip our own arms off and use those. And we liked it that way!
OMG, KABOOM! is my favorite Atari game ever. Especially with the bombs and the basket things and the guy in the striped shirt. That was such an awesome game.
-chaoticdonkey, who was not born when the Atari came out.
DSamnit, Casey1505…you beat me to it! I was going to mention the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. That makes me angry…very angry indeed! ::shuffles off, moving feet rapidly while huffing and puffing angrily::
The kaboom was not heard because, in fact it was caused by not a 1920’s style death ray, but dun duuun a 1910’s style deathray!
Someone had to mention it, alright!
Boom-shakalakalaka-Boom-shakalakalaka
Can’t write more…
up to my armpits in martians!
You had arms?!? We were forced to use our fins and we were happy! [Mike Myers Scots accent]Oh, we evolved! We’re too good to use fins! Ya wee bastards![MM Scot accent]
You humans shock me sometimes.
No, the reason the kaboom wasn’t heard was because the kaboom happened in space, and we al know that in space, no one can hear you scream.
No kaboom today. Kaboom tomorrow. There’s always kaboom tomorrow.
Failing that, have you tried looking in the Instant Martian dispenser?
I R teh KABOOM!
Waiting for the Kaboom
ACT I. Inigo and Leaper on a country road, under a tree. Inigo has a laptop, which he is attempting to reboot (ha!).
Leaper: Gogo–
Inigo: What?
Leaper: Nothing.
Inigo: Nothing is correct. Give me a hand with this, will you?
Leaper: All right. (he takes the laptop and flings it into the tree) Ah. Well, that passed the time.
Inigo: Is that what we’re doing?
Leaper: Yes.
Inigo: Why?
Leaper: Because we have no choice.
Inigo. Just so. (Pause) Just so. But to what end?
Leaper: We pass the time as a means of waiting. For what, again?
Inigo: We are waiting for the Kaboom.
Leaper: Yes. The Kaboom. It hasn’t already come?
Inigo: No. Or perhaps. I am not necessarily reliable.
Leaper: Instead of waiting, we could hang ourselves. Have you anything we can use as a rope?
Inigo: I have the AC cord for my laptop. But I need that.
Leaper: Not any more.
Inigo: True. (Enter Lieu, dragging Duffer by a rope around his neck) Who are you?
Lieu: I am master, which means I’m just as confused as you but I have possessions, because I exploit (pulls on the rope) this puny tool of capitalism. Do you mind?
Leaper: Yes, but not really.
Inigo: By turns, by turns.
Leaper: It is at least a diversion.
Lieu: Yes! A diversion. That I can supply. (Gives Duffer a kick) You, scum! Recite!
Duffer:There is a 15 pound store-bought turkey sitting on my counter right now it’s almost 1 am and it’s been there since noon twice tonight I’ve put it in the fridge to let it thaw in a manner as to not kill anyone eating it twice the MiL pulled it back out the second time admonishing me to leave it be cuz time is wasting there are 2 days (3 since purchase) to let it thaw in the fridge and reduce the chances of food poisoning but nooooooooo it has to sit on the counter for 30 hours before refridgeration because “That’s how we’ve always done it” I’m surprised my wife lived long enough to marry me I half-snapped and told her I wouldn’t be eating any since it’s so very very wrong to leave raw poultry at room temp she said not to worry as it was frozen and therefore safe from bacteria she was arguing that since the core was still frozen the whole thing was frozen did I bother to point out that the core being frozen doesn’t mean the outer parts are not thawed and raw well I’m glad you asked of course I did and now she’s pissed I have an attitude about her cooking the dinner and maybe she should spend the day with her sister I can’t win on this one that’s why I’m dumping on all of you. Again.
Lieu: (yanks on the rope) Enough! It’s time to go blind! (they exit)
Inigo: There’s a lesson there, if we could only see it.
Leaper: Or, having seen, remember.
Inigo: The Kaboom will come?
Leaper: Assuredly. Or perhaps. Waiting will tell.
Inigo: Tomorrow?
Leaper: Tomorrow will certainly come, though we can’t be sure of that either.
Inigo: I’m fed up. I’m going.
Leaper: Me too. (they do not move)
CURTAIN.
Wow! Now that’s what I call Soup! No wonder he’s the King.
Ziggyboogydoog.