There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!
The clown must have caught it.
I heard it. What, you missed it?
If the earth shatters in the middle of the universe, can you hear the kaboom??
KABOOM!!!
That was a recording of the kaboom that you missed.
Subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
You’ve got hand grenades for your barreled oatmeal? Harumph. Back in my day we had to hit ours with pointy sticks about XVIII times.
You see, here’s the problem. You used the Illudium Q-32 Explosive Space Modulator. That thing is so obsolete. Everybody knows you need the Q-36.
Get with the program!
Is that an Acme Pointed Stick that you used?
And coat it liberally with some Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom.
There is no kaboom. The kaboom is a figment of your imagination. I can prove that there is no kaboom…
But don’t if you have broken skin. You’ll get a rash.
Looks like you need some Instant Martians.
Just don’t accidentally drop the dispenser into the sewer.
But…doesn’t the data show the shock from the kaboom? 
Nope, but I could pencil one in, with bright red crayon if you want.
You’re all fools. Only a few select persons heard the kaboom. I myself was one, due to my overwhelming awesomeness.
There are those that believe the kaboom has yet to occur, but it will happen “any day now”. Even though they’ve been waiting for “any day now” for about 2,000 years.
Personally, I posit that the kaboom has already happened, but that the earth was restored to its previous un-kaboomed state due to the kindness of dolphins.
Similar to the anger waves in a recent Bruce_Daddy thread?
There was a pretty loud Kaboom in my pants a little while ago. Still, I don’t think it actually shattered any of the Earth or anything unless it unleashed one of those Butterfly in Peru sequences or something. Probably not though.
That was you?