Johnny Weissmuller, who starred in the Tarzan movies of the 1930’s-40’s.
Clara Bow
Audrey Hepburn
Rita Hayworth
Lauren Bacall
Betty Page
Charlotte Coleman, Katrin Cartlidge, Elsa Lanchester (in Bride of Frankenstein era), Ava Gardner (in Showboat), Margaret Lockwood (Wicked Lady).
Jayne Mansfield, pre-decapitation.[Yow.](http://thebachelor.crosswinds.net/ jm35.jpg)
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Jane Russell. Her “Ain’t There Anyone Here for Love” number in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is the sexiest, sassiest thing I’ve ever seen on the screen.
Ulysses S. Grant mmmmmm…
I would like to have the late Richard Milhaus Nixon boinked by Vice President and puppetmasterextraordinaire Richard Cheney.
John Wayne as he was in The Quiet Man. Should be retitled ‘How to win the respect of feisty women’.
Douglas Adams. For being huge, and gentle, and kind, with a brilliant mind. There is very, very little I wouldn’t have done for that man.
Grace Kelly.
But as mentioned before, you don’t “bang” her.
Dead people whom I wouldve loved to have boinked in their twenties:
Rita Hayworth (MMMMmmmmm)
Marilym Munroe (Mroof!)
Jayne Mansfield (hubbahubbahubba)
Old people whom I wouldve loved to have boinked in their twenties:
Elizabeth Taylor (ROWR!!)
Lauren Bacall (BABY!!)
Barbara Eden (I got a wish for ya!)
Old people whom I wouldve loved to have boinked when I was younger but wouldve regretted now.
Jane Fonda
Ludwig Wittgenstein (OK, this would probably require me being a bloke)
Tyrone Power? Only if you are a male.
Cary Grant for an affair; Jimmy Stewart for marriage.
Dr John of Babylon, you mentioned Greer Garson. Did you know that she married the man who played her son in Mrs. Miniver?
Someone mentioned Jennifer Jones. She is still living and made an appearance at the Oscars this year.
Nope, he did the girlies, too—even married and had kids. So it’s all aboard for Tyrone Power!
Capucine, ever since I first saw her in North to Alaska. And of course, Morticia…errrrrr…Carolyn Jones.
Steve McQueen
For another view of the most excellent Capucine, check out Walk On The Wild Side. (circa early 1960’s) I promise you’ll be pleased with the results. Oh yeah, the movie is very good in other respects too. 
Orson Welles 1944.