Which dead celebrity would you most like to have boinked?

No fair! Eve took the good ones!

I’ve been trying to summon the ghost of Errol Flynn for YEARS!

Hey, does it count if they just play a dead guy? 'cause if I was about twenty years younger, James Marsters…Yum!

Lets see, who else. Well, Cagney, Bogart, Grant and possibly Gable. Is Omar Sharrif dead yet? I finally saw “Dr Zhavago” for the first time! Whew!

If I wasn’t straight, I’d look twice (at least!) at Dietreich and Garbo. Lauren Bacall isn’t dead, last I looked.

John F. Kennedy, Jr.

Johnny Weissmuller in those early Tarzan movies was hot! I always loved those scenes where he was swimming, and his arms were flashing through the water…

The young Jimmy Stewart was quite a looker. And his personality wasn’t off-putting.

And for every 3 women who like Gene Kelly, there’s one (me) who swoons for Fred Astaire. Gene was athletic and active, but Fred was grace and suavity. He makes me want to dance, and everybody knows that dancing is just a vertical expression of a horizontal desire!:smiley:

Jacquelyn Kennedy, in her prime.

Jim Morrison.

Especially if I could just you know…sort of drop in casually while he was doing Grace Slick back in the day…not that I’d want to intrude or anything. But come one…best three-way ever.

And if that’s not an option–I’m sure bringing Jim Morrison was fairly taxing on the Magical Sex With Ressurrected Attractive Dead People Society in and of itself…and trying to coordinate the above three-way might just be too much…you know, Grace Slick isn’t dead, therefore she wouldn’t fall under the Magical Sex with Ressurrected Attractive Dead People Society’s area of influence, this that and the other…then he’d be fine by himself. pictures Jim Morrison’s insanely attractive hair

A young Elizabeth I. I have such an unnatural desire for her.

In the more traditional celebrity sense Marilyn Monroe and Jackie O. Worked for Jack.

Jim Morrison.

Especially if I could just you know…sort of drop in casually while he was doing Grace Slick back in the day…not that I’d want to intrude or anything. But come one…best three-way ever.

And if that’s not an option–I’m sure bringing Jim Morrison was fairly taxing on the Magical Sex With Ressurrected Attractive Dead People Society in and of itself…and trying to coordinate the above three-way might just be too much…you know, Grace Slick isn’t dead, therefore she wouldn’t fall under the Magical Sex with Ressurrected Attractive Dead People Society’s area of influence, this that and the other…then he’d be fine by himself. pictures Jim Morrison’s insanely attractive hair

I’m not sure which is worse…

Someone else said it first! I no longer have to live in shame. :o :smiley:

Princess Di.

Lisa Lopez.

Audrey Hepburn.

Although the word boinking hardly seems appropriate for such a class lady.

Yo! All you guys who are picking Lauren Bacall. The lady ain’t dead. She’s still here and she’s still sexy as hell.

Mmmmm… The way he lifts Debbie Reynolds in Singin’ In the Rain (during “You Were Meant for Me”). That effortless demonstration of strength is always enough to make me sigh like a sappy schoolgirl.

They just don’t make men like that anymore!

Wha … ? Three pages and no Sid Vicious?

Now I gotta go take another shower.

Go back and watch the fireworks scene in To Catch a Thief:

Yeow!

On another note:

In that case, I wanna be Gene Kelly!

Another bloke for Audrey Hepburn… though my attraction for her goes deeper than skin, there’s something about those eyes… and while I would also say that “boinking” doesn’t really seem to fit for Audrey, who am I to say, really?

I think it’s cool that Doug Adams has been mentioned at least twice in this thread as a nominee. I think he’d be… well, quite embarrassed, really. grin

Good. You take Johnny and I’ll take Maureen O’Sullivan.

If I can’t get her, I’ll take Greer Garson.

That’s what I said.

And I repeated it. :slight_smile:

(I did not take the time to read the whole thread, actually)