Which depilatory to use on the er, starfish region?

So I was sitting around talking to my wife yesterday, who has had laser hair removal from bellybutton to knees. She loves it, and let’s face it, so do I. I admitted as to how I might like a little trim, especially around the tainted region.

Since I’m not sure I want it to be permanent, I thought I’d try a depilatory first, and then decide if I want to laser it away.

I’m shying away from shaving, as I can imagine how irritating it would be when the stubble really gets going. Waxing is also out for now.

So please let me know which you’ve used, with success, and what you’d recommend. Male opinions are especially solicited.

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Just light a fart. Seems I’ve heard many a story that that will do the trick whether you want it to or not.

I’ve used Nair on my nads, but not on my starfish. They don’t recommend either. In fact, they specifically state that you should not use their product on – well, just about any body part that you’d want to remove hair from. Except legs, of course.

The stuff smells like crap, and doesn’t work all that well anyway.

You mean Flowbee doesn’t make an attachment?

I’m not trying to feather it, I’m trying to get rid of it.

And no, they don’t.

I don’t know what to use, but I’d definitely advise against nair. I tried that once. It’s the last area you want a chemical burn.

Great username/post combination! :smiley:

I honestly don’t know…but I just HAD to vote Slappy!

Female here. I’ve used Nair on the, er, starfish region, and it works for me. But note, I don’t have particularly sensitive skin, your results may vary. Mr. Accident is right, they say not to use it on the perianal area, but I like to live dangerously. :wink:

That’s really it, as far as depilatories go. There are other brands, of course, but they all use the same active ingredient. Anything that can melt hair can burn skin.

Your other options are waxing (REALLY hard to do yourself in that spot), sugaring (ditto), threading (ditto), tweezing (ow!), an epi-machine (mine won’t fit there, don’t know about others) or shaving (not really too bad growing back in that spot). If you decide to shave, I recommend doing it in the shower in a squatting position, as it spreads things out and makes the skin taught.

If you have $500 to toss around, you can get a home laser hair removal setup like this.

It’s got a 4/5 star rating at Costco.

But after you do yourself…and your wife…and the cat…and the hamster, what are you gonna do with it?

There’s always ebay and craigslist. But it uses a light source (lamp?) that does burn out after a certain number of hours so you’d probably have to get a couple of replacement lamps depending on how much area you wanted/needed to cover.

Those are a lot cheaper than the unit itself (which I think comes with 2 lamps), so you should still be able to get a couple hundred for the kit with no lamps.

Also, even if you have dark hair (the best for laser treatments since it absorbs more light), you will probably have to go over the same area at least a few times. Of course once you’re done, you never have to worry about it again. There is probably some regrowth over time I would guess, but you should be able to handle any fuzz with a more conventional method, or you could just hang on to the unit.

If you ever get bitten by a werewolf, you’re covered. And there are hairy palms. Supposedly there’s no way to get rid of that shit permanently - you know - until you deal with the “cause”. Hehehe. :wink: :smiley:

Depilatory sounds awful, but I’ve never tried it. I’d go for a wax first.

You forgot flicking your Bic.

I really hadn’t envisioned this when I was thinking of becoming a laser tech.

Guess I pick the wrong week to start shaving assholes.

oh excellent - the anal flame thrower should clean that area up nicely.

Are you sure you want to be hairless down there?

I’ve had folks come to me with that as the funniest thing evar…I don’t see it.

I didn’t find it that funny either… especially since I shave my ass all the time and have never had a problem, so I think it’s entirely made up. That, or the person has horrendous hygiene to begin with.

I think if I ran into that many problems I’d just put a shim between my ass cheeks until the hair grew back.

My wife is advocating waxing, although it’s possible she just wants to see me cry like a teething infant.