Anybody know anything 'bout me?
Pssst! Conflation
Trying to pull together a teaching income from various temp and adjunct gigs, but not entirely sure of your field – English literature? You also grade assessment exams, which you get through mostly by posting the most bizarre shit here. Desperate Housewives fan.
Also that you went to grad school in the south, I think North Carolina somewhere. Unless I’m mixing you up with someone else, but I don’t think so. And your field definitely is English Lit.
Yeah, but I was here first. 
I’m driven insane because everyone else thinks my posts are yours. 
I have always hearted your user name.
You’re the one who posts those “amusing essay response” threads. I assume you’re a teacher or professor. I look foward to your next collection of essay gems.
You left out “as pretty as as hobbit, multi-peniséd, secretly plotting to throw the rest of the Dope in soup pots, possibly insane.”
Cite?
Well, it just so happens that I was doing some gem-collecting today. More readings and treasure hunts to follow.
If you insist. As a picture of me with my pants off is obviously not safe for work, I’ll put it in a spoiler box.
[spoiler]The faint of heart should avert their eyes.
Skaldimus unpanted, in all his multiphallic glory.
[/spoiler]
Is it wrong of me to find it hilarious that the Google ad right now is for Giraffe Boards?
If I were capable of non-villainous feelings, that would make me very happy.
Giraffe Boards
Finally, a message board that won’t give you AIDS.
This one will? :eek:
No, but it will give you malware.
One in the pants, one on the head.