I’m a fuckin’ black belt in ninjitsu, and I was a Navy SEAL, and I was also in Delta Force. I can kill a man in one hit with a secret technique. Technically, I shouldn’t even be talking about it. Currently I work as a security guard.
[Moderator Pissed Off At Posters Interrupting Pleasant Evening Eating a Damn Fine Meatloaf]Knock it off now! Take the bitchin’ to the BBQ Pit.[/Moderator Pissed Off At Posters Interrupting Pleasant Evening Eating a Damn Fine Meatloaf]
Czarcasm–likes meatloaf.
Somebody had to do it. 
Oakminster–likes coal in his stocking.
Revenge is sweet.
Well, I’d prefer coal to Skoal, especially when it’s cold.
Hey now, I’ve only been here two (well, going on three) months. Give me time! 
Actually, I don’t typically make threads anyway, even on boards I’ve frequented for years. All my thread ideas are usually taken, or I just plain don’t have any. I’m on the Adult Swim boards, and out of the three years I’ve been on there, I’ve made about as many threads. Though I think this board is a bit more conducive to my ideas, so I might make 'em more often.
Cool. Glad to have you on the Dope.
I disagree; you’re always helpful in threads and don’t take potshots at people, or at their ideas. I know I’m getting a thoughtful, honest, and (even) gentle response when I’m reading a post of yours.
That said, I lack a schtick, and for those who do know me, dislike me. Just how I like it
Thanks! Glad to be here. 
I hear you can also lift 50-pound weights with your penis.
You mean you can’t?
And it’s hard to not think about our bet every time I see Kevin Smith and his puny yard-per-attempt average.
Nope - that’s my brother Doug!
Doing better than Forte, ain’t he?
Robot Arm: When came back, brought pie (a cherry pie that he made himself, even).
Not since I was 19.
He’s even meaner, I hear.
Actually, until these last couple threads I didn’t know squat about anyone really. But now I know I really would like to go drinking with Swampbear some day (any dude that comfortable with himself has got to be a blast to be around) and I suspect Argent is me in a different timeframe/dimension.
I also think Twickster and MOL are both totally hot.
Czarcasm is… SANTA!!!
He’s REAL!!!
(faints)
Hal Briston - once set the curtains on fire using a homemade flame thrower to kill a fly. Pics and all.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8726805&postcount=1
Let me quote myself and mention that I wish to be clear that he made the cherry filling himself. None of the canned stuff.