A horse on a trampoline will be tentative, transitory, and ultimately pathetic.
If the jet pack on the monkey is remote controlled, however, then we have comedy gold.
Especially if he’s masturbating and/or flinging poop.
Why would you assume that?
Remember, “assume” makes an ass out of you. But not me, in this case.
Well, duh! :rolleyes:
The horse on the trampoline could tell me how next door’s apple tree is coming along … the monkey with a jetpack could go scrumping for me.
Apple pie!!!
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.
You’re being kept busy tonight Frank. What, with all this removalist stuff yer’ doing.
Wanna beer? 
I should have one before I dive into the warehouse order entry program I’m trying to avoid. But it’s only 7 am here, and my beer for breakfast days are long past. If by “long past”, I mean “yesterday”. 
Since both animals are going to be injured anyway, I choose the monkey with a jet-pack.
I hate monkeys. 
A Cow on a trampoline might be able to jump over the moon. That is, if he doesn’t fall into the pool.
I’d have to go with monkey with a jetpack all the way. There’s a certain cachet about it.
There’s no doubt whatsoever which is better.
That one. No, not that one, that one.
Normally the trifecta pays pretty well but with an OP like that, the odds were pretty good all three would be referenced.
Still 9/5 though.