Billy Crudup didn’t play Jesus. The movie is Jesus’ Son (1999), but the title is metaphorical, not literal.
Mmmmmm…sacrilicious!
No, Fiornetino’s character Bethany is told she is a direct descendant of Mary and Joseph, through one of Jesus’ brothers.
Dogma - Buddy Christ
The problem is the use of the word hump in the thread title. Any actor portraying Christ should be discussed with dignity, not with terms like hump or horizontal lambada.
Perhaps boink would have been more appropriate.
Okay, vote for worst Jesus: Peter O’Toole. A blonde-haired blue-eyed guy playing a Middle Eastern Jew?
Peter O’Toole was playing a mad English aristocrat who thought he was Jesus, complete with a full size cross in his drawing room, in The Ruling Class.
You’re absolutely right. I should have titled this thread “Which movie/TV Jesus would you most like to fuck?” Mea culpa.
tracer! Honestly! Can’t we all just discuss the Federal deficit instead?
Well, I know it’s not out yet, but Jim Caviezel (or however it’s spelled, I don’t feel like checking at the moment) is going to be playing Jesus in Mel Gibson’s version (The Passion). And well…the man is hot.
I don’t care if he’s speaking Latin and Aramaic, either…
shudder
It was me looking on with horror at the OP, with a jew and two others looking on with horror.
Oh, Lord. Smite me now.
I’m going to burn in fucking hell for This
Forgive me, oh Lord. At least I wasn’t the one who made it.
Oh, Lord…
Mmm. Sacrilicious!
Saaaaaaay… ! Ooh, man*, if I wasn’t a heterosexual male…
[sub]*) or Son of man, as the case may be. <rimshot>[/sub]