In this thread, Guinastasia indicated that she thought Christian Bale portrayed the sexiest Jesus, and marinwood called Jeremy Sisto’s portrayal of Jesus “Sex on a stick.”
This got me to wondering … of all the Jesuses (Jesii?) in all the Jesus movies, which one would you most like to do the horizontal lambada with?
:eek:
:eek: ;j :eek:
I predict that most responses to this will not be serious. Like this one:
;j:o
Is this meant to represent Jesus having a threesome while a fourth party looks on in horror?
Jesus wasn’t Hassidic, to my knowledge.
This is crossing a line, maybe?
There are no lines, this is the SDMB. We have no hangups here…unless you start in with the “hate speech”, then whoa nelly!!
I think Jesus would have a threesome, he was all about loving your neighbor. And I do mean loving your neighbor 
So I guess he’d be into that whole girl-nextdoor thing. The question would be, what gender of the participants? And is Kyomara right, is Jesus letting somebody look on? Is it Bob Crane?
[dead milkmen]
And a…vision came
And I knew it was Bob Crane!
And Bob…sang!
[/dead milkmen]
If I say “The Last Temtation of Christ” people will think it’s because he’s the only Jesus who actually had sex. (Well, actually, he didn’t.)
But really it’s just because I want to fuck Willum Dafoe.
Other than that…there have been some pretty cute ones, so…anyone but that guy from “Godspell”.
Put in another vote for Willem Dafoe. Hell, I’ll take Christian Bale and Jeremy Sisto, too. Just throw all three of 'em in a hot tub with me, and watch the magic happen!
.:Nichol:.
…He walks into my last supper.
[sub]ok, it’s not the funniest joke in the world, but it just reminded me of Casablanca.
What, you don’t like Doing It clown-style?
Tsk. Is no one going to put in a good word for Robert Powell? How quickly we forget …
None of them thank you.
Mary Magdalene on the other hand…
Linda Fiorentino in Dogma, wasn’t her character a direct decendant of Jesus?
But wouldn’t that make her part black?
Shut the f*ck up!
Haven’t seen it, but I’ve read that Billy Crudup played Jesus. And he’s a major babe, so there you go.
Ted Neely—from Jesus Christ Superstar. I was 14.
Gotta go with Willem. I said from the moment that movie came out that I’d convert just for him. 
I’m surprised this hasn’t been moved to IMHO…
For your consideration:
Jeffrey Hunter in King of Kings (1961).
Victor Garber in Godspell (1973).
Ted Neeley in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973).
Willem Dafoe in The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).
