What Kind of Porn Would Jesus Watch?

Bukkake. Definitely.

I’m thinking it’d be something with whips and bondage.

This?

That’s Moses’ bag.

I’m at work. I’d like to click the link. Curiousity demands that I click the link. Common sense is taking over, though.

Probably one featuring Cross dressers.

I dunno, but wouldn’t it be wierd for him since everybody keeps screaming either his or his dad’s name in practically every scene?

I can just imagine how awkward THAT conversation would turn out…

JC: “Dad, I keep wondering why people keep talking about us in these movies”
G: “Uh… what movies”
JC: "Well, they just keep saying “Oh God Oh God Oh God… JESUS CHRIST!!!”
G: …

That’s exactly why it’d be such an ultra ego trip. Everyone’s calling for him (or his dad).

Wait…that sounds odd…

Its an image from the Church sign generator, so its work safe, I swear. :slight_smile:

It’s all good, dontcha know?

“XXX” stands for “Calvary.”

I’m thinking something about Rasputin and the Khlysty here…you can be saved better if you’ve been really, really bad first.

It’d be good for him to be able to watch someone else getting nailed.

Nun.

Probably just the boring old missionary position.

He’d probably watch it long enough to witness the second coming.

So, so we get adjoining rooms in the seventh circle, or just cubicles in the same room?

I know, Satan just called and he said he’s a building a new wing just for this thread.

I’m not going to link, but I imagine he’d get a kick of of the newly released Ass-reali’s video.

I know I’d love to see it… Mmmmm…

scapegoatse

Wood carvings of Mary Magdalene?

This thread makes me feel dirty.